9/11: The Kids' Cartoon, Brought To You By Mike Huckabee

Did you know that there are children growing up in this country with no understanding of why Americans are spending trillions of dollars fighting endless bloody wars in Iraq and Afghanistan? Come to think of it, we still don't really understand it either, but thankfully Mike Huckabee is here to teach young and old alike about what happened on 9/11, and why we had no choice but to fight our so-totally-worth-it War on Tactic. Pour yourself a bowl of Little Chocolate Donuts and press your face close to the screen; it's a cartoon! And it's available now for just $19.95 (plus shipping and handling). Here's a preview:

See, who says 9/11 has to be boring. Of course, there's nothing in that clip about the government deciding ten years later to screw over the cancer-stricken heroes who rushed to the scene, nor is there anything about the controlled demolition of WTC Building 7, but we're guessing that's all covered in the full DVD, which you can also stream online for $9.95. (Not $9.11?! Some patriot Mike Huckabee turned out to be.)

Still not convinced? "This special introductory episode teachers your kid valuable concepts including helping others, being heroic, protecting America, and standing up to evil!!" And just listen to testimonials from satisfied history consumers like Robyn B. from California, who raves, "My daughter was just an infant when 9/11 happened, and it's always been hard for me to try and explain why we were attacked. But this video really helped me to show her what happened and what America did about it in a way she could understand." Why couldn't Mike Huckabee have produced this video sooner? George Bush was always confusing us with his fancy sophisticated explanations for what he did about 9/11.

Related: Mike Huckabee teaches children about the dangers of disco.

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By John Del Signore in News on August 3, 2011 10:45 AM

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Joey Boots

Awesome! Something for the kids to watch this 10th anniversary before we pack up the picnic basket and head to Central Park for the Mike Bloomberg sponsored 9-11 10th Anniversary Bon-Jovi concert!

yeomalt

Gov. Huckabee isn't the only one who has come up with a 10th Anniversary marketing plan:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

http://web.mac.com/aleko/iWeb/...

Hank Warren

Forget Huckabee and his propaganda 9/11 cartoon (about as accurate as the 9/11 Commission Report). Don’t waste your hard-earned money, instead read a BANNED 9/11 book like "America Deceived II" by a real rebel and the "World’s Most Hated Author", E.A. Blayre III.
Last link (before Google Books bans it also]:
http://www.iuniverse.com/Books...

slowmodem

Remember that really great cartoon, where W invades the wrong country because of "faulty intelligence" and it cost us trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, sparked a massive humanitarian crisis.... yeah, I haven't seen that cartoon either.

david howard

Google "China Syndrome at the WTC" ... http://wtc-chinasyndrome.blogs...

Dirk

I was expecting Cobra Commander to show up.

MorganTsvangirai

Holy shit the quality of the animation is so terrible.

umbrarchist

9/11 is a War on Intelligence

Don't skyscrapers have to hold themselves up? Don't the designers of skyscrapers have to figure out how to distribute the steel? Isn't the distribution of concrete going to affect the distribution of steel? So where is the data on the tons of steel and tons of concrete that were on each and every level of the towers? Where have engineering schools talked about that?

When has an engineering school built a model that can completely collapse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...