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Dumpster Diving Freegan Dishes About His Daily Diet

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Local Freegan Gio Andollo gets to work cooking soup immediately after reporting from Central Casting (Via Huffington Post)

While you're watching the best years of your life go down the drain at some Squaresville job, writer, artist, musician and freegan New Yorker Gio Andollo is living the dream. He's his own boss (which allows him enough free time to blog about washing dishes) and lives his life completely liberated from the shackles of stultifying labor and soul-crushing responsibilities—when he needs money, he goes down into the subway and plays his guitar. When he needs food, he picks it out of the trash. And when he needs to share his story with the world, he does it on Huffington Post, which has published his diary about how he eats like a king for free. Here are the most inspirational parts:

  • I observe Monday as Sabbath - a day of rest, thanks, and realignment. A holy day. So I don't have any work on the agenda.
  • My roommate complains about ants in the apartment, killing them mercilessly. I vouch for their right to life, citing their workmanship and sense of community. He's not buying it.
  • I brought my guitar with me for these errands but left my picks at home. I don't want to waste the ride back so I fashion guitar picks out of an old credit card and perform on the subway.
  • Everyone wants a revolution but nobody wants to do the dishes.
  • I take to the subway, busking my way home. I don't make much money and a group of men (in their early 20s, I think) ridicule me aloud while I play. As if this work wasn't hard enough!

Please do read through Andollo's whole food diary here at your leisure. And to the guys who laughed at Andollo for busking on the subway: The joke's on you, slaves! [Via Grub Street]

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  • Eating trash, ie expired juice, milk, suspect fruits and vegs. All good until E coli or some other nasty gets in your system. Then who gets sued?

  • Guest

    damn hippies! 

    just kidding.

    if you want to eat trash, thats just kool & the gang...

  • LazyNanny

    And when he needs some health care, he'll expect a government handout. 

  • Guest

    Let me fix your sentence ever so slightly:

    And when he needs some health care, which he definitely will if he continues to eat out of dumpsters, he'll expect a government handout.

  • Roger_the_Shrubber

    Unless he's getting any public assistance, I say more power to him.

  • this is when its time to face reality and move back to Michigan bro

  • TunaLoaf

    If he's a 'freegan', guess that makes me a 'paygan'.

  • Oh man, that is the freaking BEST! Paygan! With your permission, I would definitely like to use that.

  • TunaLoaf

    Go for it

  • Rocknrope

    His story about being robbed is amusing.  This guy walking through Bed-Stuy is like an antelope walking through a wolf's den.

  • pendejito

    An antelope with a missing leg.

  • cr17

    He looks like all the members of Primus merged into one.

  • Rocknrope

    My Name is Mud, which is also what I eat for dinner on occasion.

  • wonderchimp5

    So, Weird Al Yankovic?

  • cr17

    Yeah, he'll do.

  • wonderchimp5

    Show me a picture of a hot freegan chick and maybe I will consider the lifestyle. 

    http://www.hulu.com/watch/2108...

  • Fuck this douche.

  • cue the hate.

  • however, people like this will prove useful in the apocalypse. They will be given shelter in exchange for their services as food scroungers

  • Rocknrope

    Unfortunately, their sources of food scrounging will no longer exist in the apocalypse.  Not to worry though, we can grind his bones to make our bread.

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