A 79-year-old man has been charged with sexual assault after exhibiting lewd behavior in front of children at a Somers Point New Jersey lemonade stand. According to The AP, Alan Easterbgy "repeatedly rubbed his breast and groin" after purchasing lemonade from three 14-year-old girls. When a resident approached the stand, Easterbgy fled in his truck. Police found him at his home, where he was arrested on Thursday night. Presumably it was easy to report the crime, because the girls were selling lemonade across the street from the police station.

Easterbgy was convicted of "child endangerment" nine years ago for snapping "inappropriate pictures" of two minors in Cape May County. He's currently being held on $200K bail.