Too cold to be fucking jacking off on the subway. Those new cars have the Uber A/C.

Penusii are popular in today's NYC.

I for one really wanted to see a degenerate's penis tonight. Oh well!

Damn I missed seeing his penis! If anyone knows the posters youtube handle lemme know as I can host on my site www.joeyboots.com

youtube has killed the video

Nice cock!

what a fucking degenerate

you said it man. don't worry he ain't the only perv down there. there are guys that ride the subways purposely to rub up on girls. some of them have been arrested 30 or more times. scumbags keep letting those scumbags out though.

thats why the half scumbags like me dont even bother working on either side of the fence when it comes to crime law - if i was a prosecutor id just kill guys that got off on the sly like pacino in that bad cop movie he did with bobby d. ive worked crim for 4 months i almost strangled a guy who molested a retarded girl to death in the office. never again. minus weed possession of course

Completely gross.

Agreed. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

"But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else." 

If this were today, that last line would read "No one snapped a picture or video from their phone."

what movie was that from? i forgot man.

Mallrats. Priceless!

But did he come?

Jesus CHRIST, man.  There's some things you don't talk about in public!