Furious SI Mom Beats Boyfriend With Pot Over Crappy Mother's Day Planning

"I was going to get her balloons and candy and take her to dinner," 28-year-old Staten Islander Charmean Allen told the Post yesterday regarding the mother of his eight-month-old son, "But I can't take her to dinner because the police aren't releasing her." And why did they arrest 28-year-old Aretavia Kimbrough? Because she beat Allen over the head with a pot when he didn't have a gift ready for her at 7 a.m. on her first Mother's Day.

"I hit him with a pot, and I'm glad I did!" Kimbrough, allegedly told the police regarding the incident which left Allen with a four-inch gash and a lump on his head. "I've been with him for seven years, and he never bought me nothing! "

The cops arrived on the scene when after a friend of Allen's called them in. Despite the fact that Allen declined to press charges, the police arrested the "crazed-looking" Kimbrough anyway and expect to charge her with domestic violence today.

So what is next for these crazy Staten Island kids? The future remains hazy. "She has a little bit of a temper, I'd say. This is probably the end for us," Allen told the tabloid. "But I'll take care of my kid."

Meanwhile, it probably dates us that whenever we think of hitting people on the head with pots in relation to motherhood all we can think of is this:

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By Garth Johnston in News on May 9, 2011 12:32 PM

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birdtird

somebody get me this chicks number, she sounds like a real catch

ed_Extinct

""I've been with him for seven years, and he never bought me nothing! ""

Because you're an ungrateful psycho-bitch!

blondie2424

I wonder how many women still hit men with frying pans? Do you?

theevilerone

These two will get back together, have several more kids and be the basis of many episodes of COPS for years to come.

souper_crackers

I wonder she'll do to her kid once he gets old enough to start making cards for her.

splicernyc

Have at least a card ready in the morning for idiots like this woman whose life seems to revolve around getting gifts on fake holidays.

Matt F.

Momma: Who's this?

Owen: This is Cousin Paddy. He's coming to stay with us a while. Isn't that nice?

Momma: [suspiciously] You don't *have* a "Cousin Paddy".

Owen: [to Larry] You lied to me!

*CLANG*