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Cops Collar Dead Granny Closet Copulator!

041511grandson.jpg Rest easy, grandmothers of New York: New York's Finest have bagged Larry Davis, the horny stoner grandson accused of killing his grandmother and going on a two-day sex romp while her corpse rotted in the bedroom closet under a pile of dirty clothes. What a world! The Daily News reports that Davis, 22, was busted just before midnight last night after two weeks on the lam. He's charged with murder and criminal contempt for violating an order of protection that his poor grandmother, 76-year-old Cora Davis, had futilely filed against her allegedly murderous grandson.

Davis's body was discovered in the Harlem apartment's bedroom closet after concerned relatives went to check on Davis. To their surprise, they walked in on L.D. and a half-naked Nakeema Craig, who swears she had no idea she was having sex and smoking reefer with a dead grandmother in the closet for two days. L.D. ran from the apartment, but Craig stayed at the scene and was briefly arrested. ("I was basically in the wrong place at the wrong time," she later recalled.) Sources tell the News that Davis died from blunt impact to the neck and spinal cord.

It's unclear where police finally caught up with L.D., but we can only assume he's spent the last two weeks wandering around in abject grief, unable to accept the loss of his beloved nanna, which no amount of fornication or marijuana can bring back from the dead.

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  • Coitus upon a cadaver
    The ultimate way one can have her.
    The inanimate state
    Means a man needn't wait
    And eliminates idle palaver.

  • imadick

    maybe he was getting back at his dad for burning him on a rap battle with "i banged your mom". nothing tops that but "i banged your dead mom"

  • chud_hunter

    was she at least wearing depends during her post-mortem bowel release? That girl he was banging must have smelled like sewer pussy in a cheese factory, assuming the she couldn't detect any "mildly" noxious odors emanating from the closet.

  • Joey__Blow

    did she smell any worse dead than she did when she was alive? what's the big deal.. its not like it was a whole week or anything...

  • Awesome headline.

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