Scrappy "Wal-Mart" Held Up By Black-Gloved Hand Of Bureaucracy
THE FUTURE IS NOW
New Yorkers are oh-so-close to getting 15 foot trampolines for $300 a Wal-Mart at the Gateway II development site in Brooklyn. But the Daily News reports that nitpicking over the city's $35 million dollar appraisal of the land has slowed the agreement between the developer, Related, and the quaint little store that has carefully and courteously charmed this great nation. Don't these gadflies know that we need cheap oil drums of Strawberry Whoppers NOW?
Wal-Mart's opponents include Councilman Charles Barron, who says that Related promised city council members the land wouldn't be leased to the store, and a representative from New York Jobs With Justice, who stressed that because the initial appraisal was flawed, to not have it redone "would give away public land without knowing its true value."
Despite the fact that the Gateway II project will bring "2,200 affordable apartments, 1,700 jobs, and 16 acres of parks" to the neighborhood, that didn't stop New York Jobs With Justice from singing a cringe-inducing protest hymn to the tune of Amy Winehouse's "Rehab" at Related's headquarters. When this baby opens up, these guys should pick up the 20th Anniversary Edition of Dirty Dancing ($8.46!) to brush up on their moves.
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Walmart is amazing for saving money, I love it but I can understand how the stores in the neighborhood would feel. They seriously cannot compete against this giant.
squashua
"Scrappy" Walmart? I think that's an oxymoron. But then again, I'm not a "journalist."
randomtransplant
Cost of living wages. Wal mart would either disappear into the night or be pulling their weight.
We pay for cost of living wages anyway. Better it go to an employees check than a foodstamp allotment.
AustinGuest
Chris (author): I find your snarkiness toward a group of mostly low-income residents of East New York and low-wage retail workers who showed up to this action with the intent to express themselves in a positive and fun manner to impact issues that affect the communities they live in "cringe-inducing."
Guest
hello wal-mart rep! how's the weather in Bentonville?
AustinGuest
This is Austin. I don't work for Walmart. I work with organizations that organize low-income families in communities like East New York that are opposed to Walmart destroying their local economies. I don't really like the easy hipsterish way that the author of this post makes fun of them in his piece. I also don't think we danced all that badly, but that's just MHO. :)
Guest
my bad, i misunderstood your comment. thanks for protesting with enthusiasm and humor.
Samantha_Ga
I love how they bitch about Mom & Pop shops closing because of a Walmart...but really, how common are mom and pop shops to begin with in NY?? In my neighborhood in Brooklyn there are none around. There are multiple chain pharmacies, a Key Food, a few chain discount stores...
And "low paying jobs" I know a few people who would love to have a steady paying job right now, even if it was only minimum wage. I wont shop at Walmart, but I'm not going to protest them.
Pozzolana
None? I have a hard time believing that. Key Food, for instance, is Brooklyn-based. I don't love Key Food by any means, but at least the profits stay in the community.
Samantha_Ga
I don't consider them a "mom & pop" type of place. But maybe it is.
Pozzolana
I know what you mean. I don't really think of Key Food as your typical "mom and pop" place either. But they ARE a local business.
But really, don't you have bodegas in your 'hood? Hardware stores? Little boutiques? Maybe my part of Astoria is an anomaly, but there are lots of family owned businesses here.
Samantha_Ga
As far as things that WalMart carries: Bodegas: yes, hardware/auto store: not really, clothing stores: various russian fur stores, discount chains, and a few low end clothing chains.
They make strawberry whoppers??? How was I not aware of this?!
gertah
I didn't know they made strawberry whoppers
ishtar_79
WalMart is terrible for "one stop shopping", so I won't be there. I can buy everything I need for a fair price at the Associated near my house and pick up everything else (furniture, clothing, cleaning supplies, small appliances, etc.) at Target. I wouldn't dare buy clothing or home furnishings at WalMart.
Guest
wal-mart is super fab -- for those who are bad at economics.
diablofreak
i find it ironic that most of the idiots who are afraid of the big bad walmart are the types most likely to shop at one (see: peopleofwalmart.com)
target is everywhere. so are costcos and BJs. i don't care for walmart, but when a rare deal that pops up that makes me want to go, I have to drive to friggin' Westbury in Nassau.
LazyNanny
All that "nitpicking" will stop when you leave a bag full of cash for Charles Barron.
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