Public School 85 (the Judge Charles J. Vallone School) in Astoria thought it was pretty high-tech, but their internet filters were no match for a group of third-graders! A group of eight-year-olds are on in-school suspension after bypassing whatever out-of-date filter system their schools computers had and looking at pornographic images on the internet. But Principal Ann Gordon-Chang says it wasn't even porn! "The kids typed in 'hot girls' and pictures came up," she told the Daily News. FYI, this is the first (NSFW) thing that comes up when we type "hot girls" into Google.
City Councilman Peter Vallone Jr. (the school is named after his grandfather) said, "The concern here is that a Department of Education filter shouldn't fail the [test of] 'Are you smarter than a third-grader?'" The school says that the Department of Education has now installed new computer filters citywide, so there's nothing to worry about anymore, but computer programer James Cox says, "There are billions of Web pages...if any of the kids is clever and has a 14-year-old sibling at home that knows how to hack, there's probably no system that would be secure." They are Samurai, the Keyboard Cowboys, and all those other people who have no idea what's going on are the cattle... Moooo.