uhh, want 1 plz?

Push contents of trap off with a stick. collect rewards. SUCCESS!

This is not a hipster trap. Rather, it is sabotage against those who would stomp on all that hipsters hold dear.

The hipster is the "street artist" wasting his time and money on this. Thanks for the beer and cigs Banksy nerd.

this is dumb. if you ride a bike, drink beer, smoke cigarrettes, or wear sunglasses then you are not a hipster.

but if you ride a bike with a yellow chain, drink a certain brand of beer, smoke a certain brand of cigarettes, or wear pink sunglasses, then you are a hipster.

am i getting this right?

Highly ineffective. I suggest using a Mast Bros. bar for bait. I put a few of them out last time I checked my trapline, but I got distracted at the Turkey's Nest, jawboning with a couple of Coureurs de Burg down from Quebec. Six boilermakers and twenty dollars of Buck Hunter later, I was in no shape to hike my trapline. By the time I was able to get out there on Sunday afternoon, the chocolate was all gone and I'd caught nothing but some bloody scraps of jegging and a severed foot in a chewed-up Ked.

Highly ineffective. I suggest using a Mast Bros. bar for bait. I put a few of them out last time I checked my trapline, but I got distracted at the Turkey's Nest, jawboning with a couple of Coureurs de Burg down from Quebec. Six boilermakers and twenty dollars of Buck Hunter later, I was in no shape to hike my trapline. By the time I was able to get out there on Sunday afternoon, the chocolate was all gone and I'd caught nothing but some bloody scraps of jegging and a severed foot in a chewed-up Ked.

WTF is a hipster? I have lived here for 5 yrs and still don't know but I can say this, ny'ers are WAY too into their fashion language signals and that's why there is hate. Since moving here I find it really difficult to find anyone attractive. Either it seems that they are posing, feeding some trend or they have gone the opposite route and gave up on looking healthy/sexy altogether.

Are hipsters the ones who try to look like old people from another era? or is that bohemian?

signed,
totally confused at my age

Haha this is hysterical! What is its purpose? Just sending a message?

Too bad it's not a real bear trap! I can't stand pretentious hipsters!!

I must say, this was a very entertaining comment thread.

I love how easy it is to hijack threadz on the interwebz.

If it's 'art', it would probably be more interesting to critique than I am. Ha.

you're winning! did you break that camera yet?

haha - this is funny

It's a trap!

I took the are you a hipster? test and I got a 40% rating. Phew! Kind of want that Bike chain though.

It's just metal chain links
Go to any hardware store and you can buy by the foot various degrees of strength for the links

Wow, just another boring creation by someone who hates himself.

cheeky.

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