If there's one thing we've been thinking about during this whole Charlie Sheen clusterf--k, it's that we wish someone could take all the crazy and put it into one WINNING dessert...and the Sweet Avenue Bake Shop in Rutherford, NJ has with The Charlie Sheen Tiger Blood Cupcake. And we always thought Adonis DNA had a much subtler flavor.

The cupcake, a blood orange cake with a mixed berry filling, has been responsible for about 20% of the bakery's sales recently. Owner Jake Vance told CBS, “We knew it would be funny, but we thought people might get tired of it after day one. But they’ve actually gotten more popular every day.” We admit that the blood orange flavor (that's dairy- and egg-free) sounds good, but do you really want to bite through the MaSheen to taste it?