Is your mistress' apartment just not chic enough to get you in the mood? Are you worried about bed bugs if you take your date to the Hotel Carter? Le Parker Meridien is here to make sure your afternoon fling goes right, and goes classy. For $150 they're offering rooms from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m., and for $250 you get an upgrade of "champagne, strawberries with whipped cream and an on-demand adult film of your choice." Bubble Butt Bonanza 17, anyone?
The deal was initially billed as the "afternoon tryst" package with UrbanDaddy, but it seems their offer has expired. However, the Post confirmed that the hotel is still offering the package. Still, a non-smoking room with a king-sized bed is $300 for a whole day. And you can bring as much porn as you want!
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