It's good to know that our plans to relax and watch the Super Bowl tomorrow evening aren't really any different than Plaxico Burress's plans at his upstate prison. According to a Public Information Officer for the New York State Department of Correctional Services, Burress has full TV privileges and will be able to watch the game with other inmates. Par-taaay! He also thinks he's in better shape than when he arrived in prison. Can we join him? Because this whole paying for rent and food racket isn't all it's cracked up to be. [Via TMZ]