So what's really going to happen when the cast of Jersey Shore moves to Italy for the filming of season 4? Pretty sure all of our fears lie in this newly released Taiwanese CGI, titled: Mami Mia! In it, the castmates are seen dining (and fist pumping) at Olive Garden, jet skiing down canals, painting over the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, and dirty dancing with Michelangelo's David.
Fun fact: Snooki and J-Woww aren't even Italian... the latter is Irish! Meanwhile, Linda Stasi at the Post has a full-on takedown of the "half wits," and with a half-joking tone declares: "The Guidos are coming! The Guidos are coming! Hide your children! Hide your spouses! Hide your hair gel. The second fall of the Roman Empire is upon us."
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I am so stoked for the new season because I am in love with Pauly D and I can't wait to see some of the strange things that I know is going to happen. I normally watch the show on my Google TV box so I can tweet and watch the show at the same time and the best part about it is this handy gadget was only $179 instead of the $299 it retails for. It is automatically paired with my DVR so I can search and schedule events and since it only outputs HD video, I know I'm watching everything in the best quality possible. I love it and I am always recommending that people check out DISH Network and I am inviting anyone who comes across this post to do the same because it's well worth the value!
*Danielle
Inconcievable de Impublishable
Milan may be just trashy enough to handle them.
booboobooboo
Once I went to a club in Milan, and there was a vending machine selling women's panties.
Those A-holes will fit right in...
Peanut_Butter
Eh hem. And the difference between the Jersey Shore cast and all other American tourists would be...?
Roger_the_Shrubber
What did Italy do to deserve this? Ok, they sided with Hitler in WWII, let's call it even now.
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