There's a reason why we make our personal work email address public on this very website: in hopes that people might alert us to important things like James Franco announcing he has a sex tape. You have failed us. News came out yesterday that in a recent interview with Newsweek, Franco—ever the experimenter—revealed he made his own sex tape at just 19 years old. He told them:

"I think anybody who has made a home-sex tape knows, what feels best doesn't always look best. I remember when I was 19 doing that, and then watching it back and thinking, 'Oh, that looks horrible.'

You have a lot of respect for those performers in pornography, because they are really not just doing it, they're really selling it."

Anyway, to make up for not alerting us to this important news as it happened, you can track down this tape. We need it for professional reasons. In other James Franco sex news: the actor may soon be making big screen Hollywood porn with Kate Hudson.