Today, the NY Post learned that drug dealers sometimes use business cards, something we figured out when we were in middle school and saw Half-Baked for the first time. And they also learned that drug dealers target college students, which anyone who's gone to college should already know. But we won't assume anything with the Post.

Cops broke up the 'brazen ring," run by Thomas "Biggie" Zenon, 40, and Miguel "G" Guzman, 43, both of Washington Heights. The delivery service had more than 200 steady customers, and among other things, sold high-quality cocaine for the low price of $60 per gram. We're worried how the Post is going to react when they find out exactly who is buried in Grant's tomb.