Recently we got a blurry sneak peek at what the 2012 FDNY calendar will look like... and now there's (crystal clear) video to go with it. They say the clip will "take you behind the scenes of the FDNY 2012 calendar shoot" but they do not say to turn the volume up so you can hear the extra-special '70s-porn-meets-muzak background music. So we are here to tell you: turn it up to 11.

Proceeds from the calendar will benefit the FDNY Foundation, you can order yours here (when they are available).