Uma's Stalker Needs Bail Money

(AP)

Jack Jordan, Uma Thurman's stalker, thinks his half-million bail is too high. Why? Because, according to his lawyer, Thurman is famous. "Ms. Thurman is not a vulnerable victim," he said in court yesterday, "especially in light of the fact no threats have been made." Well sure. Except Jordan was busted last year for calling the actress twice. Considering he'd already been convicted of stalking her for six-years, there is no way that could construed as threatening. Right?

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