You know those bodies that police and federal agents are investigating out in Long Island? Don't worry about them! Suffolk Police Commissioner Richard Dormer wants everyone to feel okay, okay? "I don't want anyone to think we have a 'Jack the Ripper' running around Suffolk County with blood dripping from a knife," he said at a news conference Thursday. "This is an anomaly. Don't worry about this." Then he explained that they currently have no suspects—including the john of one of the missing prostitutes who was questioned again last night.
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