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Mayor Bloomberg's equestrian-loving daughter Georgina really appreciates how much interest and care everyone has shown since her scary fall and injury during a jumping competition a few weeks back. Nothing mends a fractured spine like inquisitive media outlets bugging her Dad for updates. But there's something else she'd really like to talk about: how much of a dick her ex-boyfriend is: "The guy I was totally in love with decided that now would be an appropriate time to break up with me, which took me by surprise."

And like any girl who has had her heart broken, she just needs a Post reporter to pour her heart out to. Georgina told them that Olympic speed-skating gold-medalist Joey Cheek, whom she's been dating since September, broke up with her after her injury while she was still zonked out on pain pills. Ouch: "I'm really surprised anyone would be so insensitive as to do it while I am down and out. It was pretty shocking, because I thought he was a really nice guy."

While it doesn't quite explain what she was doing excavating the remains of her broken relationship with the Post, she's realistic about the breakup: "I could have seen this going forward, but he didn't. I think he thought I had trust issues, or that I wasn't a very nice person, and that we weren't a good match. At the end of the day, I don't want to be with someone who doesn't want to be with me." Cheeks, who was once featured on the box of Wheaties, really does come off like an ass. But on the plus side, Georgina has gotten a chance to be a bit closer to her incredibly busy father, who she doesn't get to see very often: he has "called almost every single day, and that's pretty much all anyone can really do." Hmm, trust issues...