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Is Kristy/Krissy/Kristie Just Not That Into JJ?

jjkristy1110.jpg We were going to ignore this story, but desperate times call for... blogging. And desperate times are upon us. Has the rest of the internet familiarized you with JJ yet? The young lad, dressed as an anime Inspector Gadget, met some girl whose name is probably Kristy, or something, on the L train on Halloween night. She was dressed as Lydia from Beetlejuice. They talked, allegedly hit it off, and she gave him her number as she got off at the Lorimer stop. Problem is: JJ (pictured) didn't hit save after typing it into his phone.

So, the hopeless romantic created flyers and posted them all over the Lorimer stop; here's what we know from the flyer: her name is Kristy, Krissy, or Kristie. She has a 484 area code. She got into a fight at a party prior to meeting young JJ on the subway. And she lives off the Lorimer stop, or at least got off at that stop on Halloween night.

With all this attention, we figured these two would be on their 3rd date by now, but JJ just updated Asylum, saying, "I haven't heard from her, but I have received a lot of texts from other people. Most of them have been supportive, wishing me luck and telling me that they hope I find her." So the question is, has this girl—whatever her name is—managed to avoid the Lorimer stop and the internet all week, or is she just not that into him?

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  • Mark

    OMG I HEART Kristiesstey. We watch horror movies and cartoons, and go on crawlz. I offer her barbed wires, like flowers and then I climb in a tree to be all like "Yolets drank some 4Loco." So obviously she is ma grlz not FAILORZ but PNWGE. Hide yo Echo and Hide yo Bunnymen.

  • Mark

    OMG I

  • Mark

    OMG I

  • Ethan

    YO! Dude, JJ Krissy is my best friend you need to chill, you are making her mad uncomfortable she will call you when she is ready !! Relax dude!!

  • dadoc

    Hey, I think I know her. Was she carrying a sick pug?

  • matty

    Yeah, and she works as an intern for blackbook.com, who came up with this as a publicity stunt. When they finally do find each other (they will because it's a PR stunt) they'll whore themselves out to every available media outlet in the country and Jen Carlson will make 8,000 posts about it. Can't wait!

  • Nyctini11

    Maybe she was only here for the weekend, Post this on phillyist, maybe he'll have better luck... then again, with that hair, ughh

  • jibbly

    You know for anyone else this would be creepy, but for hipsters in wburg/greenpoint/bushwick...it's still creepy. Especially with that "anime inspector gadget" costume.

    And not actually remembering the girl-of-your-dream's name? FAIL. If you were that seriously, insanely crushed by a girl you would remember her name. You would remember the shit out of her name.

  • Jen S

    John Cusack? Is that you?

  • Dude69

    Yes, you should have just ignored it. Haven't you learned your lesson with the subway Romeo?

  • darkdrseuss

    484 is one of the area codes for the suburban towns of philadelphia...so g'luck buddy finding that transplant

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