He's way too old for her.

Jakes gonna flip her over and stick it in her pooper! I know how he rolls...

That brokeback done got him good.

Ive got to agree that she is just his latest beard. Publicity match up.

Gee Jake, maybe if you hit it and quit it, this idiot will mention you in one of her awful songs. Stick to adults Jake, she's still a dopey little girl. I can't believe I'm saying this but maybe that jerk Kanye was on to something!

Yo Taylor, I’m really happy for you, ima let you finish but Woody Allen was the best cradle robber of all time!

Except that Taylor Swift isn't the one doing the cradle robbing. Parody fail.

so Taylor Swift likes old guys

I can just imagine her future post breakup lyrics: "You used me and told me there was nothing to be feared, but it turns out I was just your latest beard. All in all, You have made me sick cause I've found out you really love dick". Dude, anyone who finds reese witherspoon attractive is gay.

As yet another loathsome Internet person, I too have strong feelings about this affair, the people involved and their many flaws and failings.

Or English. Ok, same thing.

Or as Kevin Smith like to call her Greasy Reesy.

So it only matters because they were spotted in Brooklyn

That only makes this less important.

Is it in the Official Stars Rule Book that stars must date other stars?

www.forgotten-ny.com

I thought I saw them on Fifth Avenue Saturday...

I never pay any mind to stars, I usually give them the old New York shrug.

http://wanderingbrooklyn.wordpress.com/

Of course else they might get bamboozled in becoming the girlfriend of scamming dorky looking Italians.