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UN Appoints First Earth Ambassador To Aliens

92610contact.jpg Did you know that the United Nations has a specific office dedicated to the "peaceful use" of outer space? Not only is the Office for Outer Space Affairs (UNOOSA) real—they're set to appoint the first Earth ambassador to aliens. And she shall be our Jodie Foster!

Mazlan Othman, the head of UNOOSA, is the Malaysian astrophysicist who will serve as first contact with any visiting aliens. She is giving a speech next week at a scientific conference where she is expected to explain and describe her new role and its importance. During a recent talk, she gave some clues as to what that role may look like: “The continued search for extraterrestrial communication, by several entities, sustains the hope that some day humankind will receive signals from extraterrestrials. When we do, we should have in place a coordinated response that takes into account all the sensitivities related to the subject. The UN is a ready-made mechanism for such coordination.”

Professor Richard Crowther, an expert in space law and governance at the UK Space Agency, calls Othman "the nearest thing we have to a ‘take me to your leader’ person.” But he advises that it's more likely first contact will be via radio or light signals from a distant planet, and if it were in person, it'd probably be microbes rather than E.T. The real question is: what role JK Livin will have in all this?

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  • zincink

    Bleep blorp blippy blorp they come in peace..hopefully. When I saw she was Malaysian, it made me think of Zoolander. Interesting job though..

  • John L

    You get the feeling that they know something we don't?

    But I wonder what the salary is to just sit there twiddling your thumbs until they show up?

  • ak

    If she's making what the rest of the UN Ambassadors make, it'll be around $150,000/year. But she's investing 25% in real estate on other planets.

  • Well, we know she'd be a terrible ambassador, don't we? I mean, she's willing to collaborate with fugitives, & not just any fugitives, but fugitive child molesters. Yikes.

  • Meaning Jodie Foster, not Mazlan Othman, who by all accounts is lovely.

  • Cannibal

    only 2 comments? This is NEWS. Probably the most important news of all Mankind.

  • nicemarmot

    I knew the UN must be doing something really important to justify fucking up Manhattan traffic for a week.

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