Drugs...he needs to detox

"I demand attention right now!" Waaah!"

If you want to kill yourself be a man about it and swallow a bullet, preferably on an easy to clean surface.

If you want attention call a help-line.

Just as long as its nowhere near my Charger...

usually it could be a cry for help. maybe he has nothing to put in order, like me.

Why would someone want to make a spectacle of their suicide? If you're really committed to excising yourself from the realm of the living, does it really have to be, like, right now? Get your things in order. Plan it out. Maybe you're really in despair, but why involve any more people than you have to (namely those who discover and remove your corpse, and your grieving family). If you're up on a ledge and someone sees you, maybe you should act a little nonchalant. Go back inside. Try to think of something you maybe forgot to do.

Oh, but don't jump. That's messy, and potentially dangerous to other people. Don't gas yourself in your apartment, either - that can spread throughout the building. Go considerate and clean, not careless and messy!

Cry for help and/or a big "F___ You!" to society?

In any case, if someone is really determined to commit suicide, sadly, no one can stop it. I hope he gets the help he needs, if not for his sake, but his family.

Say, does he resemble Jason Statham?!?

and thank you. if he reads your sentence, he'll do it again. ugh...

that's it. this jason stratham look-alike just couldn't take it anymore.

Better ending than the last one, and even better than the girl who thought she could fly.

so apparently this is becoming a fad.