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From the Gothamist Newsmap: A FDNY MVA at Lefferts Blvd in Queens, a bank robbery at Treamont Ave & Belmont in the Bronx and an attempted abduction on Staten Island.
The NY Times Weekender commercials are parodied once again with this well-cast (fake) NY Post commercial.
The city's unemployment rate fell to 9.5%, its seventh straight month of declines.
A man apparently jumped to his death during a Swell Season concert in California.
A basset hound that was missing after his owner overturned his SUV and died has been found; the victim's family will care for the pup.
Sources say the 9/11 responders will come to a settlement with the city.
President Obama likes highfalutin contemporary literature.
Jennifer Aniston and Jon Stewart went on a date back in the day, though they each remember it differenty.