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Snooki Arrested Today In NJ!

snookishor.jpg A day after the season 2 premiere of Jersey Shore, the show's very own Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi has been arrested in Seaside Heights, New Jersey! Law enforcement sources have told TMZ that the Seaside Heights PD busted Snooki about an hour ago for disorderly conduct, but at the moment there are no further details. Earlier in the day she was spotted funneling sodas at the beach, and sources say she's been doing body shots at the local bar—but that's all pretty standard boardwalk hijinks, no? She's currently in police custody, and we'll keep a watchful eye on her Twitter (which she last updated two hours ago). Total coverage!

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  • Bubba

    She looks like Buddy Hackett with tits.

  • woodendesigner

    WOW!! Just saw the cover of the Post today and she looks like a 50 year old train wreck.

  • Mr. Shankly
  • robingee

    They can jail you for being a stupid hunk of mess?

  • Spongeworthy

    This is America. Our forefathers fought for the principle that you can't be arrested just for being ignorant, tasteless, stupid, obnoxious, etc.



    I stand corrected.

  • openheads

    Start checking for New York ID's on the New Jersey coastline. Immediately expel them, send them on their way back to the meathead colonies they come from in NY, problem solved.

  • 40oz.killa

    She's gonna end up doing porn or do playboy sooner or later I guarantee it.

  • Kojak

    Yes, but will anyone watch it? Who would want to watch an umpa lumpa having sex?

  • Petey

    People watch midget porn. Why wouldn't they watch snooki porn?

  • valeriob

    Right because Playboy looks for 4'11" 220 pound drunk gorillas for their magazine.

  • eitan

    HAHA, she's so repulsive. Drunk gorilla with implants. Hurl.

  • grandzu

    publicity stunt...u guys get played easily.

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