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Bouquet Bandit Says Flowers Show He Is "Polite"

072510flowers.jpg Poor Edward Pemberton. After being busted for robbing a bank armed with a bouquet of flowers, the former Chelsea's Flower District employee now says he never wants to see another flower again. He told the Daily News, "They're the thing that did me in. ...They're bad memories now." But he also believes the plants that caused his downfall should prove that he's not really a bad guy. "The flowers show I'm polite...The flowers were 'Thank yous' to people who were giving me something that didn't belong to them, and didn't belong to me either."

Police caught Pemberton after taking fingerprints from his signature gift, finding him hiding in his brother's closet in Bed-Stuy. Though other inmates have been asking for his autograph, the romantic father of two says he regrets choosing a life of crime that will keep him apart from his family. He said, "I love Sue [his girlfriend] more than anything in the world. I could do 100 years in here, but being away from her is what kills me. Tell my family I love them. Tell my victims I'm sorry."

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  • ur doing it rong

    shoulda done darth vader

  • bitchincamaro

    His mistake may have been in including Forget-Me-Nots in the bouquets.

  • inoyourider

    14 priors?

    Rot in jail.

    Why are we so lenient on the scum of society?

  • FelixtheCat & Christine Quinn'

    that "say it with flowers" marketing campaign is working

  • YouWillLearn

    Awww, I like him. He just wanted money. Hopefully he'll be released.

  • Sharp

    idiot

  • kazubes

    yo bitch gimme dat money.....please

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