Another example of bad naming conventions: Here

comes w/ happy endings?

Does it blow snot rockets on the sidewalk?

Chinese people spit out phlegm because they believe that there are toxins in it. It's an old-school thinking that's ingrained in the culture. My gramms used to do it.

Most of the younger people who assimilate to Western society don't do it.

So what? What's the big deal here? It's a cutesy marketing ploy. As an Asian-American, i don't care.

so duane reade is hiring hipsters now? let me know when duane reade has sushi.

Not sure if that was sarcasm so here ya go:

http://gothamist.com/2010/02/18/duane_reade_sushi_hotspot.php

now, that confirms i'm really in an alternate universe. but since when? i cannot remember, so if you'll excuse me...

...HELP!!!

And you're just hungry again an hour later, too

Low sodium=Not Chinatown...

also, shouldn't there be loogies?

...except that it looks Japanese?

Failblog much?