The Port Authority is closing the Lincoln Tunnel's center tube—in both directions— for construction this weekend. Naturally, big delays are expected since this is a big holiday for people to visit to the city (it is Fleet Week) or for people to flee (Jersey Shore, baby!), but the Port Authority says, "Motorists are advised to use alternate routes to New York, such as the Holland Tunnel," but, hey, why not take mass transit if you can? Of course, the Lincoln Tunnel is where the city's best cell service can be found....