Two guests at a party for Patricia Field's new swimsuit line were caught having sex right next to the red carpet! The thus-far unidentified man and woman had already had their photos taken on the red carpet, and were then found "totally going at it. The girl had a dress on, and the guy was lying on top of her," by witnesses. Details are hazy as to how exactly the couple managed to pull this off as long as they did, but once they were found they were promptly escorted out of the party. Let this be a lesson: if you're planning to get down at a gala event, have the decency to do it in a bathroom stall!