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Hey You All, Everybody: The Lost Series Finale Is Tonight!

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Tonight is the two-and-a-half hour series finale of Lost (these guys know what I'm talking about). We're sure that all your questions about the Man in Black, Walt, island pregnancies, Egyptian statues, the Dharma Initiative, the sideways world, and Driveshaft's mythical third album (the prog-rock concept album) will be fully illuminated and answered...but just in case, there's always drinking games! Holy Taco has a particularly good one—sip 5x whenever Hurley says "dude," chug 2x is Claire says "baby," etc (see it after the jump).

Or you could enter your own personal Room 23 and watch cats re-enact Lost here ('cause cats can equal symbolism).

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From Holy Taco; the numbers along the side are the numbers of times you should drink, and the types of drinks you should have are at the bottom

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  • John Clavis

    Hey, if "The Sopranos" and "No Country For Old Men" can end without real resolutions and still have audiences sucking it up eagerly, why wouldn't they continue the trend?

    It's the Emperor's New Shows.

  • texinyc

    The problem is not that the Lost writers will not answer all the questions posed.

    The problem is with viewers who don't understand the idea of a posed question functioning as a way to illustrate a theme.

    Sometimes a question is there for the viewer to answer for themselves. Art and scripted drama's ability to make us look within ourselves in this way is exactly what makes it so inherent to our culture.

    Also, I'm not convinced that the people who's job is to make sure that this IP turns as high of a profit as possible aren't thinking of some future ways to milk this by drawing out some things left unresolved.

  • NlGGAZ

    Wow! Looks like Losties just got assfucked. This is me after the first episode six years ago "It's gotta be time traveling dead ghost aliens from the future sent by the government". Cause that's all it could rationally be right? So I stopped watching after 2 episodes and six years later I'm three for five. I think the producers of Lost hoped everyone didn't watch sixth sense or something.

  • Manitoba

    Agreed.

    I had once watched Alias somewhat regularly, and when I realized that none of the questions in that show would ever be answered (the final season confirmed it), and that the writers were as clueless as the viewers, I knew that Lost would provide the same sense of delayed dissatisfaction.

    I also watched two, maybe three episodes of Lost before re-evaluating that my future time would be better wasted doing something else.

  • Spirit of 76

    It was all a dream! See St. Elsewhere and Newhart.

  • NlGGAZ

    I think Lost's real legacy will be of betrayal. Betrayal to their fanatic loyal fans who've been promised shangri-la but will arrive at a concentration camp of ideas. No way are they going to answer any of these questions. Instead of one macguffin that a show usually dispenses Lost uses a thousand and at the end it will be a Deus Ex Machina literary license black hole of no escape. No one will ever trust an ambitious scifi Mystery again. X-files started it, Alias and Heroes bridged it and Lost will definitely close the lid on these types of shows. Too much investment and not enough payoff. It's basically the serious family guy but instead of random pop culture references it utilizes random scifi mumbo jumbo that at the end of the day makes no sense whatsoever. It's only saving grace is good acting and good direction but I need meat. And meat is story. If at the end, The smoke monster turns into rober rabbit and farts it would still be within the Lost universe. It's gonna be chocolate.

  • Mermaid Fornicator

    go watch law & order, they answer all of your questions in 44 minutes.

  • Rocknrope

    Sawyer is the new Jacob.

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