Apparently the French are really into giant outdoor cocktail parties right now—but when is anyone anywhere not into that? Anyway, a 10,000 person outdoor bash was organized through Facebook in Nantes Thursday, and now the social networking site has a body count. According to the Daily News, one 21-year-old man died, 57 were hospitalized for drinking too much, and 41 were jailed. There's allegedly another one planned for May 23rd, but Paris police have posted a Facebook warning that it's illegal. So why are we talking about this all the way over here? Well, it's only a matter of time before they come for us. Quit now while you're still safe! Also, we hear there's a profile spy now: discuss.