- From the Gothamist Newsmap: A white powder incident at a consulate in Manhattan, a water main break in Brooklyn and a residential burglary at 250th St in Queens.
- The comedy stylings of Sarah Palin at a NRA conference: "We're portrayed as violent or racist, as rednecks. Personally, I'm not ashamed of the redneck part." Hey, Jeff Foxworthy wants that one back!
- Even Connecticut has false alarms: An empty box shut down a small airport.
- Barbara Walters' heart surgery went "very well."
- The boy who survived the Libyan plane crash is going home; Ghadafi's son visited him in the hospital before he left.
- A man posing as a cabbie was arrested in Queens. Even his car was painted yellow (as expected).
- Should political parties be eliminated from city elections?
- Rihanna may be copying Justin Bieber's style, so the LesbiansWhoLookLikeRihannaWhenSheLooksLikeJustinBieber may be on the way.
- Facebook managed to get Betty White on SNL, so maybe it can free Poster Boy.