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Shed Those Pounds With The Bodega Diet

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We're really sorry that the Taco Bell Drive Thru diet hasn't been working for you like you wanted, but this new-fangled "Bodega Diet" might be just the thing to help you lose that weight while still avoiding actually cooking anything. While most of the time a bodega diet just consists of salty chips, old cans of soup and sandwiches with piles of fatty meat, nutritionist Janine Whiteson says you can live off the corner deli and still stay healthy.

Her main tips involve avoiding things like Drakes cakes and something called "Puff'n Corn," which are often displayed as impulse buys near the deli's registers. Instead, she suggests seeking out healthier snacks. "Have Sun Chips. It is lower in sodium and lower in fat," Whiteson told the Daily News. "Or Bumble Bee tuna. Rinse it out. It cleans your heart out because of Omega-3 fat. Have some with crackers." Unfortunately, this advice may be falling on deaf ears. Most of the city's unhealthiest neighborhoods are filled with bodegas that may not stock healthier snacks or fresh fruits. Bed-Stuy resident Gwen Small said, "I am killing my body. My mother says to buy bananas because it has potassium. I don't know what potassium is."

Along with the Green Cart initiative, the city rolled out a Healthy Bodegas initiative, urging bodega owners to sock healthier foods like low-fat milk and yogurt, unsalted nuts, canned fruit "in its own juice," and to display bottled water at eye level. It also helps if people actually buy the healthy stuff that's stocked. Big J Deli & Grocery in Harlem frequently stocks brown rice, soy milk and whole grain cereal, even though they're in what the city would call a "food desert." Employee Nancy Martin said, "People like the food. It is good for your stomach. People buy it."

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  • ganghiscon

    Nutritionist recommends Sun Chips.

  • Guest

    "Eat a damn banana."

    should be our new national nutrition slogan.

  • Guest

    that was a reply to robingee's comment.

  • robingee

    " My mother says to buy bananas because it has potassium. I don't know what potassium is."

    Neither do I. You don't need to know what it is. Eat a damn banana.

  • Ethan

    Hopefully a ton of people read this and after first thinking its funny, realize its not funny at all. Lack of access to nutritional food in lower income neighborhoods is a huge problem for America. Even when healthy choices are available, people lack basic knowledge about food and its effects on the human body (i.e. "I don't know what potassium is") A terrible diet leads to terrible health, which leads to increased spending on healthcare. Let's stop the vicious cycle of poverty by educating all Americans about what actually causes it. We can't fix our problems in this country until we're honest about what they are.

  • longacre
  • chlyn

    BO-DE-GA! BO-DE-GA!

  • Guest

    THE BODEGA DIET???

  • Guest

    sure, i went to jail university for my bs in nuclear physics. now i live in a luxury shelter downtown, and i recently got on the bodega diet.

    FRIGGIN' WONDERFUL, RIGHT?

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  • matty

    I feel stupider than before i read this. wtf.

  • matty

    lol

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