Butt... What About Subway Etiquette?

The effing nerve. Here's my whole thing..we're all paying the same amount of money to get on the train, why should I have to ask you to move your ass so I can grab the pole? Why should I have to ask you to HOLD your shit instead of leaving it on the seat? There's no reason! I have been photographing all of these things happening in NYC: GoingWithEddie.com is my photo blog of bad subway etiquette! Check it out!

way too much cushion

The bigger the cushion, the better the pushing.

was that a girl?looks like a hamster in heat.

had a blessed girl stand like that the other day. As much as i try not to give in to typical guy staring... I was mesmerized.

So she was a pole dancer like this girl?

hell yesss i sent in that giant booty pic!

Even though it is bad etiquette, I would gladly put my hand on the pole to the left.

...we're pretty sure this is how one contracts pink eye

Don't you mean brown eye?

[I know, gross.]

Is it coincidence that the ad at the top of the page is for "Big Ass Fans"?...that will "Blow Your Mind"?

:-)

I'm a big boob fan myself. Any pics of Christina Hendricks on the subway?

I think there are a lot of big ass fans here today.

Gang, some of the best comments I've seen on G'mist in a long time. I'm laughing my (fat) ass off right now! I love you guys...

Unfortunately, that booty IS photoshopped...do a Facebook search for "booty in spandex", and you'll see the original photo. (No seriously, do the search...the original is worth it!)

If someone pulls the emergency brake she's going to need hemorrhoid surgery.

Take the A Train to Brownsville.

Wha? Who said that?

DAAAAMN! In the words of Sintex, "GUI in that @ss! What's this story about again?

I think that's what we call some serious 'bike parking'

yeah, first of all that one the left is photoshopped. blatantly, and poorly. second of all, the original pictures isn't from new york, and doesn't even purport to be.

another marvelous jen carlson post...

I think the left pic come from Subway Douchery, it's not Jen's fault. Gothamist Douchery.

I don't think it's from NY either. What's that thing on the far right of her pic that looks like the outside of a shower stall at the Y?

Skid marks much?

DAAAAMN! In the words of Sintex, GUI that @ss! What this story about again?

Sadly, that chick doesn't look to be from NY....that's gotta be some Brazilian subway or something.

Def not NYC subway. The seat on right side of pic is padded (as is that chick's seat, come to think of it!). My bet is Brazil--they pay good $$ for that kinda azz down there.

GO BLESS THAT BOOTY!

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=266256&title=20-seconds-giant-butt-girl

holy mother of god stand back she's gonna BLLOOOOOWW!

"we're pretty sure this is how one contracts pink eye."

how do i contract that brown eye?

Nice!

Ferryboi.. there is no such thing as an ass that's too big.

You haven't seen mine!

I'll happily grab the pole on the left. Yep. no problem there. Seriously, I can't stand that shit...but DAMN!

Yeh, that butt looks photoshopped.

If not, god bless that woman.

Now that's what I call PAWG

D A T A S S

O^O. That picture looks photoshopped! This is part of the reason why I don't touch anything on a train. Result-I never get colds (knock on wood).

Uh, neither thank you. And that girl's ass is just too big, to phony, and just plain dis-gust-ing.

Totally agree, ferryboi. I miss the good old days when impossible ideals were what everyone strove for and 'fat' was shunned and mocked. People are just sloppy and lazy now and they justify it with words like 'bootylicious'. There's nothing delicious about being fat.

Stop hating ! Just you don't find it attractive doesn't make it disgusting, fat or ugly . Think about that woman with a phat ass at work . Something like this might give her a little more confidence in herself .

WHOA!!! Um, I'm sorry. What were we all talking about just a minute ago?

My electronic GayDar on my iphone is picking up extremely high readings coming from your direction Ferryboi. Have you been to any broadway shows lately or watched a Tyler Perry movie in the past few days?

hahaaha !

I'm not gay, not that there's anything wrong with that, but here I agree with ferryboi... it looks phony, I mean the picture...

I support you. There's nothing wrong with your not being gay. Keep your chin up.

It may look photo shopped, but believe me, if she was wearing jeans or was in a thong, it would be something to BEHOLD.

Either she, or that Lane Bryant Model can sit on my face any day.

Though I would still opt to wear a plastic covering, just in case.

Classy as always, Kojak. You must be a devil with the ladies.

No, just know a phony/photoshopped ass when I see one. That thing is WAY out of proportion to the rest of her body. And any woman with even a half-ounce of class would not stick a pole up her ass on the subway (unless she's from the Bronx--I'M SORRY, THAT WAS MEAN, I COULDN'T HELP IT!!!)

This was not supposed to be a reply to ferryboi. sorry about that!!

So to get back on the subject... I don't really care if people lean on the poles instead of holding on with their hands. Using your hands can be kind of gross. I just don't appreciate it when the train is crowded because it takes up too much pole space for others to use.

Now carry on with your butt talk...

So to get back on the subject... I don't really care if people lean on the poles instead of holding on with their hands. Using your hands can be kind of gross. I just don't appreciate it when the train is crowded because it takes up too much pole space for others to use.

Now carry on with your butt talk...

Photoshop!! Absolutely!!

Isn't that the brake?

GOD DAMN THAT GIRL'S BOOTY IS FINE!!!

That photo on the left came out a while back, and it is altered. Although left untouched, the original was just as impressive! Either way, it's always a better idea to keep your hand higher up on the pole.