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Williamsburg "Ninjas" Seem... Confused

php9xrYupAM.jpg The mysterious, black-clad troupe of troublemakers—who most recently smashed a tea shop window on Bedford Avenue—has spoken. Or rather, has emailed. The full press release is after the jump, and attempts to describe the method behind their madness.

It says, in part: "Dressed in matching black skirts and masks, dozens gathered on Saturday evening for an anti-capitalist Take Back the Night march, stopping traffic on Bedford Avenue, overturning trashcans, and breaking windows. We are not asking for a right to the streets, we are taking them; we are not asking for advertisements that do not objectify women, we’re destroying the commercial mechanisms that objectify women; we are not appealing to male power for an end to rape, but threatening: 'If you touch me, I will fucking kill you.'"

They go on to declare their refusal to be "housewives and fuck-toys," but what they do not do is explain why they broke the window of a little tea shop. Sooo basically, fighting violence with confusing, misdirected, messy, violent outbursts. Well done ladies? [via FreeWilliamsburg]

WE’LL SHOW YOU CRAZY BITCHES: TAKE BACK THE NIGHT

BROOKLYN, NEW YORK - Dressed in matching black skirts and masks, dozens gathered on Saturday evening for an anti-capitalist Take Back the Night march, stopping traffic on Bedford Avenue, overturning trashcans, and breaking windows. Tired of tamely shouting slogans on campus sidewalks, we took the night back by taking it, refusing the structural mechanisms that create rapists and their victims.

Although in recent years Take Back the Night has been co-opted by liberal feminists, it has its roots in the widespread unrest of Italy in the late seventies. In 1976, a seventeen-year-old was gang-raped in Rome. A year later, when her case went to trial, she was gang-raped again by the same men: and this time, her whole body was slashed with razors in an attempt to keep her silent. Within hours, fifteen thousand women mobilized, uniformly dressed like the sex workers common to the district; “NO MORE MOTHERS, WIVES AND DAUGHTERS: LET’S DESTROY THE FAMILIES!” was the cry heard in the street. They came just short of burning the neighborhood to the ground.

Forty years later, we marched again, to refuse the violence that continues to force us to be housewives and fuck-toys and mothers and daddy’s girls, to refuse to understand women’s oppression in the private sphere as a simple cultural or ideological matter. We address capitalism and patriarchy as one intrinsically interconnected system. We are not asking for rights: we are demanding something else entirely.

A woman on the street stopped and attempted to begin an argument: “Why are you doing this?” A swift reply: “Because we have grown tired of rape and makeup.” The woman responds: “Just get drunk and get laid - deal with it.” But this is no longer enough for us. We are not asking for a right to the streets, we are taking them; we are not asking for advertisements that do not objectify women, we’re destroying the commercial mechanisms that objectify women; we are not appealing to male power for an end to rape, but threatening: “If you touch me, I will fucking kill you.”

For once, the mechanisms that create and maintain identities of womanhood were refused, and our desires were our own, our bodies were our own, and our violence was our own.

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  • Look like a sexy ninja :P



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  • John Del Signore

    A+ photo choice.

  • robingee

    >> The woman responds: “Just get drunk and get laid - deal with it.” >>



    That seems hard to believe.

  • Manitoba

    Hey! It's Page 73 Girl!

  • Guesty McSpanky
  • yawn.

  • inoyourider

    What a bunch of fucking idiots.

  • Greenpoint60

    I know, best case scenario they will wind up in the ER; worst case the city morgue. What assholes!!

  • Professor_X

    The ninja thing is pretty hot. It would be better if they added cat ears and tails though.



    Angry Cat Ninja Babes .... yowsa! I'm going to use that for my next movie, I'm getting tired of making the same old school girl POV thing. Thanks for the artistic inspiration! Watch Craigslist for my casting call girls! I pay top dollar for ENTHUSIASTIC models.

  • Greenpoint60

    If these clowns think they are tough they should go down to south 1st St and start breaking the bodega windows of the mucho macho crowd or even better yet the Guido shop windows in East Williamsburg.

  • jjm2052

    Sex sells to women; sex sells to men; sex will always be tied to commercialism and power. There is enough vandalism to confront in this city without taking on reckless sophomores. Arrest these jerks.

  • Darrell

    I can't wait for their grand protest in 2017. Should be quite a show.

  • shut up

    ACTUALLY seventy five percent of the people participating in this march were WHITE BOYS! i saw it all on bedford. i never saw so much macho aggression before in my life.



    also, i love how they are going on and on about their cause, when in actuality they bashed in the car window of a woman with her children. yeah, i watched her make the call to the police.



    its cool to burn down a rapist house or confront yr attacker, but committing violence against innocent people who stopped to get their kids pizza is counter productive. especially when it involves a bunch of rich suburban men who have no idea what discrimination against women is.



    what these kids dont know about feminism could fill a warehouse.



    another point, these kids are the EXACT reason why there has to be a government. they claim to be anarchists but have no love or respect for innocent people... which is why the government exists. because we are too socially retarded to understand how to function on a mature level.



    maybe if they made their cause better known to the people on the street they wouldnt have to issue press releases, since you know, a press release is SO punk.



    i honestly believe that they think they are the only victims in this world, otherwise, why would they go around causing pain to other victims? do they think that everyone who owns a car has never been violated? i was a victim of a domestic violence, as well as a victim of mindless destruction to the car i worked my ass off for and am in debt because of. i guess that's something they never thought of, or maybe their private school parent-funded educations never taught them.



    wow thats a lot of words.

  • usernamee

    these dorks seem as confused and misguided as the teabaggers.



    people who have nothing interesting going on in their lives long to be included in some sort of "movement", even if they have no idea what the movement is about,

    whether it be bored retired teabaggers who live in the middle of nowhere, or bored trust fund kids who live in williamburg, it's pretty much the same idea.

  • tingo

    Were they wearing tight skirts? Any legwear?

  • tsk_tsk_tsk

    Hey Jen,



    What information do you have that leads you to believe this letter is actually from the people involved in that hubbub? Eyewitness accounts stating that the group was almost entirely male would seem to contradict this. Do you have any reason to believe this is from the actual perps, or are you just sensationalizing a story with "Williamsburg" in the title? Hmmmmmm...



    Readers, please don't swallow this uncritically.

  • matty

    The things some guys will do for sex...

  • tsk_tsk_tsk

    hahaha seriously

  • fosiacat

    wow. what a bunch of misguided hipsters.



    thanks for the laughs girls! (I mean "girls" in the most demeaning and belittling way possible)



    just ask daddy for higher allowance or something. stop wasting my tax money on this shit.



    I hate to be a dick, but I'd lol hard if one of em got raep. oh the irony.



    and I'm sure when they grow up, this will be a valuable story to tell their children. "when I was a girl, I cowardly dressed up with my face covered and vandalized the neighborhood, pretending to be making a difference in the world. we got a page or two on a NYC tabloid blog, but that was about all it amounted to. we sure showed that coffee shop window tho!!!"

  • Eric

    So a bunch of chicks dress in black and smash car windows and a teashop because they're tired of being raped? What am I missing here?

  • schadenfreudian mensch

    The part where they were released from the psych ward because the State ran out of money to house them.

  • Brian Denton

    Revolution ninja-girl style now!

  • jza1218

    Bet you that one of these retarded chicks worked at that tea shop and just wanted to get back at her boss or something

  • himynameis

    Lame manufactured cause.

  • starrygordon

    Don't women have the right to look crazy and irrational, just as men so often do?



    Anyway, these women may have special problems, if they are radical leftists. For some reason radical leftist men really are the same jerks, by and large, as their forerunners of forty years ago. Rather than break windows, though, the grrrls should get with some nice Teabaggers, shoe salesmen, or cops, who might at least treat them with a modicum of good manners from time to time.

  • schadenfreudian mensch

    Or they could just continue taking their meds for all our sake.

  • Mr. Shankly

    Girls Gone Wilding or Women's Studies gone horribly wrong?





  • Rebecca

    Feminism makes me want to die. It all-too-often has the opposite of the intended effect. This just makes women look crazy and irrational.

  • carltoncon

    Meanwhile, back at the lair...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kvuwj99S0I

  • NEW YORK FIEND

    Wow, that was amazingly appropriate! Golden find carltoncon, thanks for the laugh.

  • Mr. Shankly

    lolski

  • s.g.

    Being a liberal feminist is hard enough without hearing "feminazi" left and right whenever we ask for things as simple as equal pay for equal work. Now these people are making us look even worse. Thanks a lot, morons. I'm sure the 1 in 6 women who have been raped think that this is totally the best way to go about handling things.

  • matty

    next woman i hire i'm going to give 25 percent less in pay just because of this.

  • NEW YORK FIEND

    It's because of posts like this, that I have always enjoyed reading Gothamist story comments. May those smart, quick lines of comedy never end!

  • handsomedevil

    Use your brain, not your fist.

  • ForrestWhitaker

    This take the lameness of ninjas to a whole new level.

  • matty

    i wish i could be the guy who is in the "friend-zone" with these chicks.

  • NYDirk

    1976 + one year + forty = 2010



    Math IS hard.

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