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Krispy Kreme Donuts Take KFC Double Down to Next Level

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Courtesy Topcultured

The website Topcultured produces a downright diabolical feature "Will They Build It," wherein they create astonishingly unhealthy hybrid sandwiches out of already over-the-top food items. Past creations have included their Arby's "Every Animal on the Farm Sandwich," which, well, is exactly as horrifying as you might suspect. And their most recent mission is as depraved as it is timely: "Take the infamous Double Down and the fabled Luther Burger and make the KFC & Krispy Kreme Fried Chicken Luther Double Down Sandwich." Unclean!

So what you’ve got here is one tasty mother of a sandwich that starts with a half Krispy Kreme glazed doughnut, extra Colonel’s Sauce (gotta get in those added calories where you can), fried chicken breast, Colonel’s Sauce, cheese slice, bacon, cheese slice, fried chicken breast and other half doughnut. What you end up with is over 900 calories of tongue flipping delight.

Well, it's a start. But there's no glory in half-measures. To have come this far and not deep fry the entire monstrosity seems like a missed opportunity. [Via Grub Street]

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  • ShadowCat

    Amateurs. The whole thing should be breaded and deep fried.

  • danzo

    Here's the numbers... Honestly not as bad as I thought!

    940 calories

    56g total fat

    22g saturated fat

    0.5g transfat

    155mg cholesterol

    1570mg sodium

    55g carbohydrate

    2g fiber

    21g sugars

    57g protein

  • ariotinlondon

    Tasty.

  • Dan

    You started with the Luther Burger as one of the parents, so where's the beef?! Come on, you could nestle it in there right under the bacon....

  • Spirit of 76

    Took them long enough. I suggested this in the original Gothamist story.

  • Eugene

    Oww, my arteries!

  • Kevin Walsh

    Why can't this stuff be good for you instead of tasteless crap like broccoli and tofu?

    www.forgotten-ny.com

  • charshiu

    Can I get fries with that? Oh, and a diet coke please.

  • matty

    It was funnier when SNL did it...

    Taco Town Taco!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWu-gqoMUn0

  • Cannibal

    Still fewer calories than most Applebee's salads.

  • littlepinkknife

    Still fewer calories than some Chipotle burritos. Ick.

  • schadenfreudian mensch

    Where's the mayo and ketchup?

  • Kevin Walsh

    There is no non-dessert that cannot be improved with ketchup.

    www.forgotten-ny.com

  • TrippinJoJo
  • Where's the peanut butter?

  • NannyState

    And the fried bananas? It coulda been a "Krispy Kreme Elvis Double Down". I feel cheated.

  • valeriob

    +1

  • unretrofiedforu

    What the fuck is wrong with you people? Seriously?

    Why don't you just glorify smoking too. And unprotected sex, and sharing needles, and any other dangerous tendencies that seem to be make o so much press.

  • hotstepper

    this comment is a cry for help.

  • Cannibal

    This person obviously doesn't get enough unprotected sex, is never invited to needle sharing parties, and just ran out of cigarettes.

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