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Peeing Inside Subway Trains: A Video Tribute

042010pee.jpg Wow, people suck—and by people, we mean the degenerate dudes seen pissing inside subway cars in YouTube videos. MTA micturition: It's unfortunate when homeless people do it, but at least you can feel some sort of pity for them. But the three laughing peeing jackasses in these videos compiled by Asylum? I think we can all agree they should be waterboarded with their own warm urine, at the hands of the poor MTA worker tasked with cleaning up their mess. To be fair, maybe we should expect this when the filthy MTA bathrooms are locked overnight. Or maybe some people are just unconscionable ingrates. Watch one video below to start your day with an invigorating cup of contempt:

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  • LB

    Crazy ass cracka's !

  • brooklynmouthoff

    Someone should piss on your mom.

  • waysideflower

    Disgusting. I wish that he'd fallen over and pissed all over himself.

  • Clarice City

    He looks a little dehydrated. Maybe he'll dehydrate to death and never pee on our seats again.

  • John Clavis

    I only pee on the train when I need to rinse away some vomit.

  • Honestly if you have to pee on a train and won't get out to use a toilet, at least have the courtesy to pee between cars. If you get fined and/or killed, you deserve it.

  • hoodlum

    This is absolutely disgusting. That's why I always do a visual and smell check before I sit anywhere. Although I have to admit, I did do this once when I was high on PCP.

  • hotstepper

    from the deep yellow color of his urine, it looks like "small meat" needs to drink more water. maintaining proper hydration is very important kids.

  • waysideflower

    Yeah, seriously, it's pretty much brown.

  • Wza

    Disgusting.

  • Spook

    In a few years the above mensch will be hedging for Lehman Bros.

    and married to his Park Slope Princess who will by day write letters to Gothamist outraged because she received dirty looks whilst breast feeding her three brats at Sushi Samba on a Friday night.

  • fosiacat

    are you insinuating that this young gentleman is a jew?

    ...and that didn't make into the headline? "young white jew pisses on train seat"

    either way, thank you gothemist, this is a real eye-opener. i always thought it was just blacks, homeless, and bronx latinos that did this type of thing.

  • Gotham Extremist

    You sadly forgot about the madatory Range Rover that does not see any pedestrians.

  • Gotham Extremist

    What fuckin white cracker, even I am disgusted!

  • LB

    Now that's saying something !

  • ckl

    As someone that regularly makes 1-1.5 hour commutes from the bar home (and sometimes longer when service is particularly shitty), I would really like to see some more options here. I pretty much have down where I can get out and pee at my transfer points, and have an unlimited so it doesn't cost me, but it's also pretty frustrating to basically be stuck in the system with nowhere to go to the bathroom for an hour or two. I can see this being a larger problem with further weekend cutbacks.

    Also, for what it's worth, I've never peed on MTA property, although I have a certain degree of sympathy with those who have (although not in the cars, >:( )

  • barbc

    thought it important that people know that so-called successful men like one who works on wall street and his friends do this sort of thing, not just young guys or the homeless

  • Clarice City

    Wall Street does not equal sucess these days , hun.

  • Clarice City

    Wall Street does not eqaul sucess these days, hun.

  • laisla

    So all of humanity is gross and inconsiderate. Great.

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