Cubicle Suffers Ignominy At Hands Of Credit Suisse Analyst

Dealbreaker shared a photograph of a tech analyst's handiwork at Credit Suisse. According to an email sent to analysts and associates, "The attached picture was sent to me by Corporate Services and HR. This is nothing short of embarrassing for our group and something that the Firm takes very seriously. Vandalism of company property will result in disciplinary action leading up to, and including, termination of employment. We all work in a corporate environment - not a college dorm - if you cannot behave in a professional and respectful manner, you should consider alternative employment."

The analyst was fired.

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By Jen Chung in News on April 13, 2010 8:30 AM

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NannyState

That analyst belongs in analysis.

fuboy

It's the Crimson Permanent Assurance!

ed_Extinct

Fuckin' Pirates!

Stevennnn

Bad day at the office.

Think2wice

He's held down a job all this time and recruiters won't give the rest of us the time of day. It all makes perfect sense.

Sketto

In other fascinating late-breaking news from the corporate world - somebody left some really nasty leftovers in the break room fridge. Oh, the scandal!

Dirk

I love how there's that one guy working away...

unretrofiedforu

Is this joke? If so, it isn't very funny. More like lame.

Beeman

I can tell you what this is - schadenfreude. Def. -Taking pleasure in others misfortune.

For me, it is taking pleasure in the slight misfortune of CS having to clean that sh*t up, the knowledge that CS may have had to put up with a nutty ex-employee, and the embarrassment to CS (however slight).

FelixtheCat & Christine Quinn'

Damn, I thought my desk was a mess. Boss tells me that he bypasses my desk when he is with client because it is embarassing.

potsmoker

bag packers in the supermarket dont have desks...

now go mop up that spill in aisle 6.

theLtrain

Seriously what the fuck is this stupid shit?

theLtrain

I don't even know what I just read.

Even if this was in Gothamists dumbo office it wouldn't qualify as something to write about.

Papercutninja

Apparently the dude(a 2nd year tech analyst) got drunk, went back into the office late and wrecked his colleague's cubicle. Why, no one knows right now.