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Brooklyn Bridge Park Orbs: Now Breaking Noses

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Photo by Ben Muessig/Gothamist
Yesterday Brooklyn Bridge Park was under attack after the metal orbs designed for their play area got so hot (128 degrees!) they were scorching skin. The park promptly put tents over them, which only solved the problem until the sun shifted. Now parents want the evil orbs ripped out, declaring they're not just hot, but dangerous.

Last month 5-year-old Kira Foley broke her nose and lost a tooth while playing on the metal structures; her father told the Daily News (who has a photo of the injury): "They look innocuous, but they're really dangerous." The park's insurance company told him how to file a claim, but he says he's not looking for monetary compensation, he just wants the orbs outta there. Assemblyman Micah Kellner (D-Manhattan) agrees, saying the option is "better than [having] a child who is horribly scarred or injured."

One local babysitter's suggestion? "They should put in something like a jungle gym. Remember those?" Yeah, those large metal things... perfectly safe.

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  • S.K.

    The architect did not have the budget for a focus group to try the play equipment before making it public.

  • dadoc

    Remember "see-saws"? So much fun hopping off and watching your freind bust a nut, or the ever-so-popular upgoing whack to the chin. Kids and parents have to toughen up. We survived the infernal deadly device know as a simple lever/fulcrum. How the heck is an immobile lump of smooth shiny metal dangerous? All whiny lawsuit-filers please submit your blueprints of what is a piece of safe play equipment.

  • echo

    So when did parents stop saying: Hey! Get down from there!

  • NannyState

    When they learned that suing is easier than parenting.

  • henryhamilton

    Oh pish! Minor injuries are actually good for kids. It centers them.

  • JacqueMehoff

    even the old timey see-saws were hot on a summer day.

    Bumps or no Bumps?

  • JenChungsBaby

    I can't wait until Google has satellite shots of those things so we can see whether they really do look like boobs.

  • ForrestWhitaker

    Man, I remember burning the living crap out of myself on those horrible, rickety, metal slides. Or eating lead paint chips. Or huffing asbestos. Live a little, kids.

  • John_Matrix

    i broke my face at the met steps when i was little. i should have sued the fuck out of them.

  • whitecastlerock

    I feel badly for the kid and her dad. These things look like hell anyway...

  • DanielJ

    By the way, I appreciate you not posting that photo in the News of the girl with the bloody face. It was pretty unpleasant to look at and would smack of sensationalism if you posted it up on the front page.

  • Politburo

    Speaking of the photo... WTF?

    When your kid gets injured, who stops to take a portrait? That is no casual picture. The kid is sitting and directly facing the camera.

    And the pic was taken inside. So the kid falls, you drag them inside to take a picture, then you tend to the wounds? Seriously?

    This changes nothing regarding the city's liability (or lack of), but the posed pic does make me doubt the parent's claims about whether or not it's a money issue.

  • CR

    Why don't they just replace them with giant silicone breast implants, because that's exactly what they look like.

  • dh

    Stupid parents, please educate your stupid kids.

    And fewer kids in the park, the better!

  • justthinkin

    dh...that wouldn;t be short for "dickhead" would it? This happened in a playgound reserved for children inside of a park.

  • robingee

    Yeah, kids should not be in parks!

  • JacqueMehoff

    I could see how the child injured herself.

    she was climbing one of those things and slipped back landing on her face. you could be watching her and still can't prevent it. those things are not safe for young children.

  • robingee

    I don't even understand what they are supposed to be? Hot metal domes! Fun!

  • MT

    Everyone is complaining how hot these things get, but any kid who grew up in NYC grew up with steel slides in every playground and no one ever complained.

  • sssocialservice

    They should rename that park..Tree-less Park

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