Now back to Ollie with the blackuweather forecast- Ollie?

IT'S HOT!

Thanks Ollie, back to you Diane.

And on Saturday, it'll be 55. Go figure.

Man it was HOT in Central Park during lunch when I was walking around during lunch. It's already skin-city out there!

It was even hotter in Central Park during lunch when I was walking around during dinner. Crazy.

Dude, wait till tomorrow moring breakfast time, yo man, I was like damn, so hot yo!

I am comment fail today I comment failed. :(((((

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WCBS 2 meteorologist John Elliott had fashion advice, "I want to make sure you have the right clothes, the right shoes, light colored. Don't forget the sunscreen and the water.

He got a degree to stand in front of a blue wall with a clicker in his hand. Iowa State alone churns out hundreds of 'em.

meteorologist - the worst profession in the world after used cars salesman.

how hard is it for a NY based weatherman to get the weather right? obviously very hard. if it snows in ohio today it snows here tomorrow!

"there's a lot of snow, it's cold, wear plenty of clothing"

"it's 90 degrees, drink water and stay hydrated!"

no shit sherlock, a 5 year old can tell me that.

bunch of wackjobs who dropped out of college. that's all they are.

Jeez dude. Did Sam Champion spurn your advances? He's a good-looking guy, he's probably real picky.

this is not a product of global warming... it's just an unusually warm day in spring.

and what will you call it when it's the same tomorrow and for the rest of the summer and next year?

it's called a pattern, ya follow?

fact: humans caused global warming, not just the way most people think. fat = heat = rising temperature

fact: fat people melts ice easier than skinny people

fact: fat people are to blame for everything.

global warming? indeed. it's just there's a lot of fatties in america.

Fat people melts ice. By god... it's flawless.

here's one more for you guys

America will be underwater very soon. while water is rising due to rising temperature. fat people weight are also altering and lowering the land altitude, one day half the country will be below sea level, notably the midwest and northeast, where high concentration of fatties are located.

No worries. There's an architect who has designed underwater skyscrapers, or whatever kind of 'scraper would go underwater.

Fat people have GOT to stop sitting on glaciers. Polar bears are all, "Dude! Put down the cheeseburger and get off my ice!"

Fat people's gravitational pull is drawing water out of the ocean basins and toward coastal population centers.

more fat people = a need for bigger belts

bigger belts = more cows being slaughtered

more cows being slaughtered = depletion of rain forest

So there you have it: Fat people = global warming

wait, bigger belts would be more leather would be less cows would be less cow farts would also be less rainforest chopped for pasture land would be better for the environment.