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Soon All of NYC Will Be One Giant Pedestrian Plaza!

The NY Post has made no attempt to disguise its contempt for the Times Square and Herald Square pedestrian plazas, which transformed seven blocks of Broadway into 2½ acres of pedestrian oases. Columnists for the tabloid have criticized the plazas for attracting vagrants, smokers, and lazy people, while simultaneously killing local businesses and snarling traffic. So it comes as no surprise that today's Post article about the DOT's plan to create more pedestrian plazas around town should begin with the lede "Motorists, beware." First they came for Times Square, and we said nothing...

The DOT is asking non-profit groups to submit "smaller-scale" proposals to expand the program around NYC, focusing on neighborhoods such as Murray Hill, the Upper East Side, Astoria, Queens, and Borough Park. If a proposed plaza is approved and built, the community group would be responsible for maintaining it. But as the Post moans, the Broadway plazas "have been criticized for taking space from motorists in an already-gridlocked city and handing it over to pedestrians." (Never mind that the traffic rerouted around the plazas is moving faster in almost all directions.)

For perspective, the Post turned to random New Yorkers for expert commentary. "Cutting off more streets would be annoying for many drivers, I'm sure," opined one Mikayla Gilbert, who was found sitting in a pedestrian plaza in the Meatpacking District. "I think New York is already suffering from gridlock bad enough." Well, that settles it! Are we going to let the DOT go all Obama and ram more of these car-free zones down our throats? Torches and pitchforks in Times Square at noon!

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  • Think2wice

    Me thinks some of those wildin', growned-up crack-babies, after leaving the Auto Show, were venting at the loss of Times Square.



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  • FDTW

    According to wikipedia (sometimes accurate 100% of the time), 48% of Manhattan residents own cars and 30% use them to commute to work, but we get into a tizzy when a tiny portion is converted for pedestrian use?

    I also like that it attracts "smokers, vagrants, and lazy people." Because these people don't exist outside pedestrian walkways...it might get as bad as the 70s! I saw taxi driver!

    Really, I don't care...I avoid times and herald square religiously anyway; what would make me really happy is to close them entirely and perhaps force the waddling masses from Kansas and Arkansas to eat somewhere besides Applebees.

  • Building a city for those who actually live in it & work in it? CRAZY. What about all those poor, dear out of towners who commute to it, pollute it, & burn through the roads without ever paying a dime of taxes? WHAT ABOUT THOSE POOR DEARS?

    Every other one way street should become a bike lane, & the others should be two-way. More spaces should be turned into miniparks. Go go go!

  • hotstepper

    yes, what we need is to stop productive workers from commuting into the city. clearly that's the solution that benefits everyone. there is certainly enough room on Manhattan Island for everyone to live and bike around in communal bliss, we'll just build super condos to the moon!

  • No, I'd probably relax if they paid commuter tolls. Besides, creating incentive to move from the out-of-town locale you live in (your residential tax shelter) into the city is a smart city policy.

  • Automocar

    Who the fuck commutes into Manhattan by car?

  • hotstepper

    would you like names and addresses? or are you just making a general statement posed as a question?

  • fuboy

    I suggest a two-block stretch of Queens boulevard be turned into a pedestrian plaza at the Queens Center mall in Elmhurst.

    It's mainly foot traffic now as it is, and who gives a sh*t about queens blvd, anyway?.

  • hotstepper

    yes to all of that. that area is such a clusterfuck and the Queens Blvd is a deathtrap. divert the traffic to highways and create a park-and-ride for the douchey big box shoppers.

  • RevWaldo

    They paved paradise, put up a pedestrian plaza.

  • horseplay

    Keeping giuliani's legacy going huh? Shouldnt the headlines say: transform seven block of broadway into 2 1/2 acres of *tourist oases*? So sad our city is being destroyed rite before our eyes. Times square was given to the tourists, central park, museums ect. Soon, we'll be forced to give them our souls

  • youngpro

    god im so sick of those elmo and cookie monster thieves. i wish someone would arrest them for copyright infringement.

  • kazubes

    God imagine all those bro's lounging around in the future Murray Hill pedestrian plaza...hopefully they can build a Buffalo Wild Wings right in the middle

  • NattyB

    oh man, that'd be so awesome!

    Right now you have to go to Fulton and Atlantic for those savory wings . . . yummy!

  • drewo

    I would venture the majority of daily Post readers are not regular motorists.

  • MT

    I would venture the majority of daily Post readers don't care if they own a car or not as long as they have something to be outraged about.

  • thefacts

    "Never mind that the traffic rerouted around the plazas is moving faster in almost all directions."

    Tell that to the fireman who works in Midtown West with whom I was talking to recently about his job and who spontaneously volunteered, "Well, that pedestrian mall in Times Square in slowing down our response time going down Ninth Avenue when we have a call."

    Tell that to the family whose home is burning. Tell that to the victim in the burn unit.

    The fireman never said that the mall made other streets faster! No.

    But some of us will still believe the bogus stats spun by DOT, and disregard the real-time actuality.

    If Bloomberg wants this, why isn't he putting one on his block?

    I think we know the answer to that. You think he wants peons congregating in front of his house?

  • fishfryin

    maybe we should halve every block in manhattan thereby creating twice as many roads. then emergency response time would improve and save lives. good argument.

    while i agree that statistics are just statistics, the fact is that less cars on the road makes manhattan way nicer. it's one of the best cities in the world; why do we have to have highways covering 25% of it?

  • JenChungsBaby

    How about we just ban all cars and that way the streets will be wide open for emergency vehicles?

  • Spirit of 76

    [Family Feud] Good answer, good answer! [/Family Feud]

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