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Upper East Sign of Spring

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Spotted on the Upper East Side: a young boy traumatized by one person's inability to clean up after their dog. He'll never wear sandals again! He'll spend his twenties in therapy wondering why he can't date a girl who wears open-toed shoes! Life: ruined! Also, it's sandal season already?

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  • Clarice City

    " A little step in the 'ol shit will put some hair on your femme- boy's chest. That load was intended for you, you stupid twat. Right now I'm working on a load so large and sticky your Louboutins will be lodged in it like the Excalibur. Good luck "

    -The Dog

  • NannyState

    If those sandals were three sizes too large, the kid could earn a little extra money...

  • Cannibal

    What can brown do for you?

  • whitecastlerock

    blame the victim-not the fuckwad dog owner who couldn't be bothered to pick up after their animal...

  • lmd

    Yes! If my dog shit somewhere and I got to hand pick who would step in it it would be this asshat's feminine, sandal rocking son.

  • wonderchimp5

    I love the store front in the background "FITNESS AFTER FIFTY" I would kill myself if i lived in this neighborhood.

  • xina

    entitled? i live 3 blocks away. this area that far east on the UES has some of the cheapest rent in manhattan. lots of feeble old ladies. nice there is a gym for them!

  • etypical

    because of the name of a gym? How old are you, 4?

  • wonderchimp5

    no, because of the Fifty plus entitled women that go to that gym. now go fuck off.

  • etypical

    my mistake, you're 22 and in Williamscourge. Stay there.

  • robingee

    Entitled to what?

  • Ethan

    Wow, that is some passive-agressive note writing.

    Printed and taped and placed in a see thru page protector. Who ever wrote it is from California.

  • NannyState

    Note the spacing: Northern California.

  • jnguy

    Hahahaha

  • gardengrasscrap

    From the mouth of the great GZA I may add:

    But it was yo out the shop stolen art

    Catch a swollen heart from not rollin smart

    I put mad pressure, on phony wack rhymes that get hurt

    Shit's played, like zodiac signs on sweatshirt

    That's minimum, and feminine like sandals

    My minimum table stacks a verse on a gamble

  • 40oz.killa

    Thats why i wear sandals with socks, SON!

  • Spook

    The age old question comes to mind. What's worse, mandals with our without socks?

  • weenie

    must have been an enormous pile of sh*t or a 2-yr old boy.

  • SighR

    "You've made a wise life decision today, son."

  • JenChungsBaby

    I hope every man who wears sandals steps in dog shit.

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