Upper East Sign of Spring

" A little step in the 'ol shit will put some hair on your femme- boy's chest. That load was intended for you, you stupid twat. Right now I'm working on a load so large and sticky your Louboutins will be lodged in it like the Excalibur. Good luck "

-The Dog

If those sandals were three sizes too large, the kid could earn a little extra money...

What can brown do for you?

blame the victim-not the fuckwad dog owner who couldn't be bothered to pick up after their animal...

Yes! If my dog shit somewhere and I got to hand pick who would step in it it would be this asshat's feminine, sandal rocking son.

I love the store front in the background "FITNESS AFTER FIFTY" I would kill myself if i lived in this neighborhood.

entitled? i live 3 blocks away. this area that far east on the UES has some of the cheapest rent in manhattan. lots of feeble old ladies. nice there is a gym for them!

because of the name of a gym? How old are you, 4?

no, because of the Fifty plus entitled women that go to that gym. now go fuck off.

my mistake, you're 22 and in Williamscourge. Stay there.

Entitled to what?

Wow, that is some passive-agressive note writing.

Printed and taped and placed in a see thru page protector. Who ever wrote it is from California.

Note the spacing: Northern California.

Hahahaha

From the mouth of the great GZA I may add:

But it was yo out the shop stolen art

Catch a swollen heart from not rollin smart

I put mad pressure, on phony wack rhymes that get hurt

Shit's played, like zodiac signs on sweatshirt

That's minimum, and feminine like sandals

My minimum table stacks a verse on a gamble

Thats why i wear sandals with socks, SON!

The age old question comes to mind. What's worse, mandals with our without socks?

must have been an enormous pile of sh*t or a 2-yr old boy.

"You've made a wise life decision today, son."

I hope every man who wears sandals steps in dog shit.

And get burrowing parasites!! As long as my toesies are free to wiggle about!!!

despite the ludicrousness of the sign, not cleaning up dog shit should be a mandatory death penalty for both dog and owner.

i'm sick of the sidewalks of this city being covered with crap.

wtf? why should the dog suffer at the owner's expense? Owner should eat his/her dog's shit. AND pay the penalty AND pick up any other random pile of poop in their neighborhood.

Sandals are lame.

I can't imagine wearing shoes in this city that didn't cover my entire foot.

I like the fact that the parent is happy that he'll never wear sandals again. Truthfully, straight men should NEVER wear them.

agreed. i also think grown-ass men should never wear shorts in public unless they are going to the beach.

I agree with both of you more than you could ever know.

You three should go get married

OK. PIkc you all up at 7pm? See ya then LOL

Love ya