Video: Two Girls, Several Cups of Dog Food

Welcome, pet food fetish porn enthusiasts! This video features hardcore graphic footage of women eating a wide variety of dog food. Why, you ask? Well, because some pet food is classified as "human grade," and freelance writer Jessica Pilot decided to find out if she could actually stomach it. Also, she is a freelancer, so who knows how long she's been waiting to get paid from her last job. For this tasting, conducted for an article in Faster Times, she's joined by her mysterious friend, a dog food connoisseur who enjoys most of the selections—but not the "Natural Balance New Zealand Lamb Meal," which she says "definitely tastes like traditional dog food." [Via Grub Street]

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By John Del Signore in Food on March 23, 2010 1:55 PM

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Dog Food Coupons

Their intentions are good. They are making a valid point that dog food should be made with as much care as food for humans is.

Krooklyn

I expect to see these ladies at "Beards and Flannels Night" at Coco 66, April 15th. Yeah, and well, I will be there.

disembodied cat head

haha i used to be in the same writing class as that girl at the New School...for a 'freelance writer,' she cannot take criticism [or write, for that matter] AT ALL. never have i seen someone react that emotionally to a normal class workshopping. it was rather uncomfortable actually - you wonder if she only manages to get published by sobbing at her benefactors.

PorkJuiceMilkshake

those humongous glasses look dumb as fuck!

NannyState

Here's hoping that dog food was made in China...

whitecastlerock

How does felixthecat feel about this? Some pets may go hungry because humans are consuming their food

Guest

As long as they're taking food away from the bellies of purebreeds, felix doesn't care. He only cares about mutts and believes all other animals, including humans, should die. But you already know this.

ed_Extinct

are these woman even human? perhaps they're prawns???

Wza

Guess Gothamist doesn't like my post.

4th time posting.

All I typed was "stupid...starts with the letter "b" and rhymes with itches."

hotstepper

what? ladies, no dogfood-breath "sexy time" at the end?!

i want my money back!!

Peter

Or they could've done like the girls in the original 2 Girls 1 Cup and eaten chocolate pudding.

unretrofiedforu

These chicks are cute. Hell if all I gotta do to impress them is buy them human food, that's like half the battle!

theboneranger

if you're into women with beaks, sure.

Cannibal

Just eat the dogs.

hotstepper

dog food tastes just like it smells...DELICIOUS!

hulaedwyn

ScooterFood rocks!

Kevin Walsh

Well, I've said for years one of my chief goals is to avoid living over a gas station, eating cat food by the light of a single lightbulb.

So far, so good.

www.forgotten-ny.com

Oliver Miller

Right. Here's the link to the actual Faster Times column for the video.

Woman Bites Dog... Food

Cannibal

This is what I don't get: why not just move back to whatever cheaper state you obviously came from instead of doing this ridiculous "look at me" shit and eat normal food, and live within your means? Unless, of course, these bitches are just that disgusting.