She needs to be institutionalized.

I used to be against infanticide...

"They're using her name as a parody of her life"

Ha. As a point of practice for the attorney, it may not be wise to describe the defendant's actions with language that admits the affirmative defense...namely that the act is a parody. That said, this isn't really a parody, because the right of publicity requires that the use either actually be the person in question or such that the reasonable person would make the association. Also, there isn't really any cause for defamation as there is hardly actual malice here, and the attorney's use of parody language goes to show there is no actual malice. Sorry Lindsay, but on a brighter note, have you guys seen this?:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTqXisnMcS8

She needs a job. She's just mad that there's a hot young starlet named Lindsey all diapered up and ready to steal her parts.

case should be thrown out and she should be forced to pay court costs.

Google the attorney. She can't afford court costs.

Nothing so scary (NOT) as an attorney with an AOL address.

Oh, Lindsay, you're more irrelevant now than ever. Just deal with it rather than making yourself out to be even more of a fool with ridiculous lawsuits. You fade away now, ok?

does anyone else find this commercial as disturbing as i do? the whole weird dude-bro baby with the implication that he's hooking up with some stupid milkaholic baby really really creeps me out.

lindsay lohan = so very desperate for money.

It would have been creepier if they had the Lindsey character pop up from under the table instead of from the side. And maybe with a little milk on her lips.

+100

yeah. wow. that would be creepier.

you might have a future in advertising. or a present. or a past.

how true it is, unlike hilton(rich heiress) or britney(amassed much more than lohan before her 'bad' phase) lohan has NOTHING to fall back on lol.

Wow, I thought this was a joke!

That woman is crazy...

BTW, I admit that I thought of Lohan when I first saw that commercial. But so what?

i'll still tap that

You do that. I'll stand by with the gallons of penicillin you'll need afterwards...

lol

What a dummy. Even if everything she says is true -- and there's some memo that her lawyers can find during discovery that specifically says that the baby character was modeled after her -- she still won't win a cent. All she's doing is bringing attention to what an idiot she is.

Her liver must look like a chewed up baseball mitt by now. Lindsay's, not the baby's.

Lindsay? Well, the interesting part of this is that her case is effectively: "There's only one Lindsay recognized as an alcoholic slut...and that's me! That's my brand!" But since it's a common name, I doubt she has a case.

Now, if the baby had been named "Lohan," she might have a point. Also, if the baby had been named "drug-addicted whore," "psycho freak show," "Sam Ronson's dumpee," or "stanky skankasaurus (ROOOOOAAAAR)," I'd have immediately recognized the resemblance to Lohan.

But Lindsay? Nope. Unlike Britney (a name which is forever trashed by Spears), the name Lindsay isn't so associated with this one person that it is effectively out of circulation.