Denise Albert Addresses Her "Mommy Rage"

It's been nearly a week since Denise Albert unleashed her mommy rage onto the pages of the internet for all to see, and now she's back, apologizing, and burdened by a slight case of post-traumatic writer shock.

She says that last week's tirade, which she noted at the time may seem "aggressive or forceful," wasn't meant to make her seem "mean-spirited and entitled." She really just wants everyone to be nice and courteous. And clearly the best way to get this result is by penning an article about her self-described "useless anger," and sprinkling it with threatening phrases like "if you make me angry you will know it" and "Move out of my way"?

Anyway, she's sorry-ish, and really hopes that commenter Kojak isn't going to push her and her stroller into oncoming traffic.

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By Jen Carlson in News on February 24, 2010 1:10 PM

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laplantgrant

Young girls find out about sex and sexuality because some body tells them, an older sister, a friend who has an older sister. So you are a Bozo if you think because a parent isn't telling these children what may be implied by what they are wearing you are off base. Get a job as a Greeter at a Walmart, give children yellow "happy face" stickers, that where you would do your best work for children. You are an idiot.

Johnny99

When did we start giving seats to children? When I was growing up it was customary for children to give their seats to adults.

Dreword

The whole thing is a joke

BongoBoy

There were more comments, but many were censored.

FelixtheCat & Christine Quinn'

25 comments only? damn, I was hoping for some light entertainment.

dadoc

She once took a carriage ride, paying with her kids free Metro-card, with Quinn, Bloomberg and her puppy-mill C-sectioned bulldog, on the way to the circus, while breast-feeding the kid MILK!!!! (that horrible poison!).

Did I leave anything out? :)

dadoc

Oh, having sodomized a juror's child with a fur-wrapped baton. Sorry, I haven'y been paying attention.

dgeee

Breeder bitch should shut up and fade away.

Tamar Weinberg

"She really just wants everyone to be nice and courteous."

No, really?

I've said it before and I'll say it again. She used force to convey the thoughts that a LOT of parents have. Most won't act--I know I certainly won't--but I'm sure they can relate to her rage!

jaycjay

"She really just wants everyone to be nice and courteous."

That's not at all what she wrote in the original article. It's what you tried to spin her article into being, but what she actually said then was that she wants everyone else to be nice and courteous to her and her kids, that she in fact expects it, and she doesn't have time to be bothered with being courteous herself.

Attempting to backpedal and spin it now herself doesn't change what she wrote last week. Which is why she doesn't directly address anything she said in that article, only the reaction to it. That is, again putting all of the blame on everyone else.

Tamar Weinberg

I think that it's implied. She doesn't quite say anything about running into you with a stroller. "You will know it" might not mean anything besides a really rude "excuse me." That's what I'm hoping at least.

pudeljung

Ooops! Snarky Attention-Whore Blogger FAIL!!!

wingedearth

Careful guys, she might be a berserker:

http://www.angelfire.com/realm/shades/vikings/berserker.htm

Let's hope her wild, unrestrained aggression doesn't transform her into a wolf or bear.

junglisticman

Stop reporting on this. This gives her room for a rebuttal that no one gives a shit about.

Papercutninja

i'm still gonna bite this bitches face.

Wza

I just hate seeing 8/9 year olds still sitting in the stroller. Irks me.

Betcha she'll be doing that too.

SP

Are you serious? Who fucking cares? Why is this "news?" It's not even entertainment.

wobbleSmith

it's news because it generated about a billion comments when it was posted last week. and as we all know, unique visitors = newsworthiness.

Wza

M.I.L.K.

Mother

I'd

Like to

Kick

JenChungsBaby

Why the long face, Denise?

wobbleSmith

looks like denise doesn't know how to handle the blogosphere. we'd pretty much forgotten how much we hate you, mom-ster. thanks for the reminder.

everyone, grab your pitchsnarks and torchcasm! let's get her!