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Lock Up Your Tiger Woods Tabloid Headlines!

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The announcement that golf superstar Tiger Woods will be speaking publicly for the first time tomorrow since his car accident-turned-extra marital affair-scandal has sent the media into a new frenzy. Woods' agent Mark Steinberg said, "While Tiger feels that what happened is fundamentally a matter between him and his wife, he also recognizes that he has hurt and let down a lot of other people who were close to him. He also let down his fans. He wants to begin the process of making amends, and that's what he's going to discuss."

However, two groups he is upsetting: PR flacks and journalists! Because Woods won't be taking questions and is only allowing a select group of reporters to the first stop of his forgiveness tour, they are furious. Ketchum PR executive Nick Ragone tells the Post, "This is a sham, through and through. The fact that he isn't allowing questions and is positioning his friends and handpicked reporters as props is the height of arrogance... At some point, he's going to have to speak to the media -- he can't hide behind this façade. He's got to do the real thing. At some point, he'll be shamed into doing a true mea culpa." The Daily News' Mike Lupica agrees and writes, "If speaking this way is the best Woods can do, he should skip us and go directly to the golf course.

It did not go without notice that Woods' 11 a.m. press conference is timed, as the NY Times reports, "during the third round of the $8.5-million match-play tournament sponsored by the first company to disassociate itself from" Woods— Accenture (one golfer, upon hearing the news, "curs[ed] loudly"). And Radar reports that Woods will indeed "ease" back onto the PGA tour.

TMZ says the photo of Woods in Nike gear with another person seems like a photo op, especially since it was taken by a Getty photographer; the Post thinks he looks pudgy (burn!).

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  • Rocknrope

    I always find it amazing that two different papers come up with the same lame headline on their own. Not even "Tiger on the Loose!"?

  • Stevennnn

    He should just play them a video tape because Tiger is going to stand there has some prerecorded staged idiot.

  • sexisicilian

    Who gives a fuck if he blows up, next.

  • glennQNYC

    Who cares? Just about the entire golf industry, the television networks that have contracts to cover PGA events, fellow competitors, sponsors (supporting Tiger or not), golfers of all ages, etc..

  • sexisicilian

    Good for them, I knew he wasn't as goody-goody as he made himself out to be ...

  • icedespresso

    "Lock up your MILSWANCAs!"

  • glennQNYC

    Mr. Ragone sounds like the arrogant one. Tiger has around one billion dollars in career earnings; he doesn't EVER need to get into a question and answer session with the press if he doesn't want to.

    Go Tiger!

  • PTG in nyc

    While I really don't care about this, I'd like to point out that it's usually easier to keep things between only you and your wife when you don't decide to bang 30 other women. Had he continued sleeping only with his (hot) wife, this wouldn't be a public spectacle.

    Simple logic here folks, nice try Mr. Agent.

  • NannyState

    Another Tiger Woods appearance, another coctail waitress...

  • FelixtheCat & Christine Quinn'

    Well, the NY Joke Post and NY daily news have NO problems with Bloomberg's staged conference. Who cares about Tiger's conference. He is a golfer. Mainstream media sucks

  • hotstepper

    LOCK UP YOUR BIMBOS!

    that is pure headline gold right there.

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