Since launching several months ago, the website I Just Made Love has documented almost 80,000 instances of intercourse around the world, from NYC to Outer Mongolia. Today the Daily Beast offers an intimate look at the site's exploding popularity, which should come as no surprise, because naturally every single detail of our lives must be shared on the Internet—or it didn't really happen. Somewhere, some bright entrepreneur has just secured the domain for ijustfarted.com.

At least the website's founder, 26-year-old Polish computer programmer Cyprian Ciećkiewicz, has a touch of class. "We didn't name the site I Just Had Sex or anything like that," he tells the Daily Beast. "We're trying to keep the site really nice." He says the idea came to him while driving around Warsaw wondering, "How many people are making love right now, at this very moment? How cool would it be to just look at the Earth and see little lights lighting up to see where people are making love?." In NYC, you just need to take out your earplugs to know where these fuckers are.

Informative icons show all the action around the world, and the site lets its anonymous sharers reveal the details about their coitus. You (yes, you!) can specify whether the sex was homo or hetero, whether it took place indoors or outdoors, on land, at sea, or in the back seat of a car. A little lock icon indicates if someone's virginity was lost, and a prophalictic lets you inform the curious world whether you used a condom. Using bunny icons, you can also specify what sexual positions were used, and, at last, "upload photos when sharing your good news!" Gee, what fun—at least until your parents discover it, just like the Facebook.