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Coyotes At Columbia!

phpLzKZM7PM.jpg Coyotes have made their way to Columbia University's Morningside campus. Over the past week, one has been spotted roaming around Central Park... but now they are multiplying and possibly prepping for a takeover after getting an Ivy League education! Columbia Public Safety reported the sightings of the three coyotes, observed in front of Lewisohn Hall this morning—at which point 911 was called and the NYPD responded. They're all still at large, but the one they did manage to spot "went behind the CEPSR build and it is believed he exited the campus." Ergo, no one is safe. If you are in the area, you are advised not to approach the wascally guys and report them immediately, narcs.

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  • jimmycracks

    Columbia must have a lot of garbage if they are roaming around

  • Potty Boy

    Hey, has anybody noticed this recent and annoying phenomenon of people not pronouncing the last "e" syllable in "coyote" and instead saying "CAI-YOHTS"?

  • Think2wice

    "Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius," he said to the Dean of Admissions.

  • Greenpoint60

    They must be throwing garbage out the windows to attract these varmits

  • Guest

    coyotes want some braaaaaaaaaaaaains.

  • Wza

    Do they eat pussies too?

    Sure hope so.

  • nicemarmot

    Oh, to see the look on the NYPD officers' faces when they realized they were chasing a coyote. We shouldn't be chasing off the coyotes - they eat squirrels and pigeons. An admirable behavior!

  • NannyState

    "Trustfunder, coyote's after you..."

  • duder

    911? seriously? ::facepalm::

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