Male Model's Alleged Offer of Oral Sex Spurned by Cop

21-year-old Prada model Nick Snider was named the world's fifth most successful male model by Forbes magazine a couple years ago. Because he's at the top of an industry in which people do all sorts of depraved things to get ahead, he probably wasn't sweating it when cops came to arrest him for causing a disturbance at a friend's house near Little Rock Monday morning. Surely a little trip downtown would spare him a trip...downtown. Well, things sure are backwards down South, because the arresting officer says he completely blew off Snider's gracious offer to "suck your dick and balls if you let me go."

According to a police report obtained by The Smoking Gun, when deputies approached the intoxicated Snider, he revealed, "I am a very famous model." Unimpressed by his greatness, they arrested him anyway, and as Snider was being transported in a patrol car to the county jail, he "kept trying to get me to stop the car and let him go," reported Deputy Brian Luetschwager. Then came the alleged offer of oral sex. Police say he repeated the oral sex offer after arriving at the local lockup, where he "also harassed the booking Jailer with similar sexual comments.

Snider pleaded not guilty to three misdemeanor counts, and is currently free on $780 bond. (It's unclear how this will impact his gigs at New York 's Fashion Week later this month, people!) Like the rest of us, The Post loves a good "male model gone bad" story, so you can bet they're staking out Snider's Manhattan apartment right now. With any luck, TV news will pile on, and we'll get a confrontation to rival the great Joshua Walker model blow-up of Aught Eight.

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By John Del Signore in News on February 4, 2010 1:30 PM

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Telephone 280

Everyone seems to be in an uproar when a cop is actually doing his job with ethics? This should be applauded, you morons.

hunter.blatherer

No one's in an uproar. It's just uproarally hilarious.

Thinky Think

Haha! Little rock has good christian folks with good old christian values, there will be no dick sucking on their watch.

hunter.blatherer

Haha! Little rock has good christian folks with good old christian values, there will be TONS of dick sucking on their watch.

/fixed

Brado

It takes balls for this prick to pull this shit down in Little Rock.

Clarice City

"I am a very famous model."

Well hunnny bun, obviously the cops in the great metropolis of Little Rock are not too keen on settling for number five.

NattyB

I wonder what the cops looked like? Is he just that big of a slut?

NycChick

Maybe if he said, "I will let u stick your baton in my ass, can u let me go?" They would have let him go.

schadenfreudian mensch

Agreed. He should have offered his ass instead of his mouth since cops these days are more into sticking shit up people's asses.

KiljoyWasHere

I'm surprised they turned him down. Not everyone offers the balls as well.

NannyState

'Taint nothin'.

r1b2

So true, so true.

r1b2

So true, so true.

wobbleSmith

well played, nick snider. but today's winners are your arresting officers... who somehow managed to refrain from tasering you.

Nyctini11

with these comments, i bet he just scored himself a sweet spot in Marc Jacobs show

Gothampc

"when cops came to arrest him for causing a disturbance at a friend's house near Little Rock"

I need to move to Little Rock. The cops in Manhattan won't show up for any disturbance other than a murder, and with that you have to actually haul the body to 1 Police Plaza.