Aretsky's Patroon This week Sam Sifton revisited Aretsky's Patroon, which he deems the meeting place of the "modern American Mad Men." This is eating for the powerful, with "steaks the size of weights at the gym" served under photographs of old New York. Aretsky's remains a standby in midtown, with the food still holding its own after nearly 15 years. "Grilled smoked prawns, with roasted tomato vinaigrette and a pillow of mâche ($19), are as close to a good cigar as you’re going to find in a foodstuff," and the perfectly carved Porterhouse is "a sign that the old boy has a little life in him yet."
The farthest reaches of Queens County aren't remote enough to satisfy Robert Sietsema anymore; this week the peripatetic Village Voice critic files from Jersey City, where he samples "the most advanced vegetarian cuisine in the world" at Sapthagiri: the Dosa. India's version of the savory crepe can be found in almost every variety, but Sapthagiri offers vegetarian cuisine from all over India, including dishes catered to Jain and Swaminarayan diets, meaning no onions. He raves about house specialty pesarattu upma, "a savory farina laced with black mustard seeds, curry leaves, and cashews," claiming "It blows my mom's cream of wheat out of the water." Sorry, mom.
Sietsema's colleague Sarah DiGregorio stays in Manhattan this week, checking out two downtown additions, Torrisi Italian Specialties and Despaña. Torrisi serves Italian-American food made with local products, where "heroes are better-quality versions of the deli staples," but "you can't really taste all that excellent ham, salami, mortadella, sopressata, and pepperoni. The effect is more like: Meat!" And this is a problem? Despaña has expanded its space, offering more tapas and sandwiches than ever before. "Grazing on a bunch of these plates with good company makes an excellent lunch. A glass of wine would make it even better, and Despaña is working on that, too, in the process of adding a wine shop and bar next door."
The New Yorker's Nick Paumgarten says Parisian import Le Relais de Venise L’Entrecôte 590 "brings to mind a bare-bones bistro next door to a train station." It's not just the decor, but the menu that heralds the comparison, where "you can order but one thing: steak frites, with a green salad. Prix fixe: an anachronistic twenty-four dollars." A bottle of wine goes for about the same price, and there are not many on the menu.
New York's Robin Raisfeld & Rob Patronite take a trip to Eat, the Greenpoint cafe dedicated to local, seasonal fare. The menu "is not philosophically vegan or a health-food restaurant, it can come off that way," with seasonal often meaning no meat. February means "beans, greens, grains, and roots adorned with an egg here, a scoop of yogurt there, the politically correct output of contented free-range birds and grass-fed cows," and they "had such a hard time discerning any actual cheese, where advertised, as an ingredient, that we decided that the kitchen must approach its application the way some dry-martini drinkers approach vermouth—by waving a hunk over the plate and whispering “fromage.” No one ever said being a Mid-Atlantic winter locavore was easy.
Alan Richman of GQ went to the "frontier community" of Bushwick to eat at Roberta's pizzeria this week. "The food isn’t highbrow, nor is it unsophisticated," though the marrow bones "saw no sign of the promised sel gris, which is flashy French sea salt." Quel dommage. The pizza is "very light, somewhat puffy, and a bit charred, but it isn’t ultra-thin and soggy in the center, the way most Neopolitan pizzas end up. At dinner I ordered the specken wolf, prepared with grilled speck (beautifully crisped), boring button mushrooms, not enough oregano, nondescript onions, and ordinary mozzarella—I thought, speck aside, it needed more spices and better ingredients." Maybe February is equally cruel for Roberta's rooftop garden.
And Time Out's Jay Cheshes gives Roman's—the Italian reboot of what was Bonita's in Fort Greene—three out of five stars. "Roman’s looks to the old country mostly for the conviviality of its food culture, with offerings set up to encourage passed plates and multiple courses," writes Cheshes. "The abbreviated selection and modest portions mean that a table of four can order every dish... Still, the self-consciously austere tack—we were offered nothing more than sorbet for dessert—doesn’t add up to a meal worth making a trip for. If you live next door, however, the daily seasonal surprises are an outstanding alternative to your own CSA delivery box."